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Post 27301

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

You should have put it in a river bank smiley - erm


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Post 27302

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Pun questionsmiley - winkeye

which bank ? smiley - laugha river has 2 (smiley - evilgrinsmiley - nahnah)


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Post 27303

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

The right bank of course smiley - biggrin


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Post 27304

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

is that "in-side-er information ?


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Post 27305

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Maybe - but I wouldn't bank on it smiley - biggrin


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Post 27306

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

I sent a letter to Lincoln's Gettysburg address, but he never answered smiley - huh


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Post 27307

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - magicLuv that pun!!!


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Post 27308

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Lucy Lastick had a problem, she couldn't keep her pants up smiley - doh


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Post 27309

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Mr Potato Head has started his own video channel; he’s now a you-tuber


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Post 27310

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

The emu was not allowed to attend the hen night in the small chicken shack. She was ostrich sized


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Post 27311

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Our smiley - sheep was very fond of potatoes. She was a ewe tuber


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Post 27312

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Oskar Schindler was fond of piano music. He even played piano. His favorite pieces were the Transcendental etudes. People would drop in on him whenever they heard he was about to play these pieces. Everyone loved Schindler's Liszt.


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Post 27313

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

The pachyderm wanted to retrain as a brain surgeon, so he moved into a hippo campus


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Post 27314

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Gnu's for the jungle vetsmiley - smiley

(good news) smiley - groan


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Post 27315

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Speaking of vets, I wonder who vetted the hippo and got him into this medical school smiley - huh


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - whistle the water horse should have known better smiley - doh

(water horse/ought to<groan)


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Post 27317

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Your willpower is no match for my won'tpower


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