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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 21, 2015
Was Noel Coward afraid of traditional Christmas music?
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 21, 2015
A little boy called him Santa Cause because he said there was Noel.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 21, 2015
How does a Welsh man eat cheese? Caerphilly.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 21, 2015
In Wales the nature loving Welsh would finish of a morning of whale watching with a light lunch of Welsh rarebit on toast.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 21, 2015
Why do people eat pretzels since they are knot food?
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Icy North Posted Dec 21, 2015
My old mother went into the care of nuns at a convent. That was a sistered living.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 21, 2015
if the beech and the oak wouldn't, the pine wood
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 21, 2015
The reins of government were seized by a cabal of sinister toads. They installed a toadtalitarian regime.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 21, 2015
The climate change turned Rudolph into a rain deer
As if s/he wasn't confused enough. All grown up male colleagues always lost their antlers in good time before xmas 
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 21, 2015
one 
kept walking into things, no eye deer why ?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 21, 2015
It moose have happened because of the fog.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 21, 2015
Who brings Christmas gifts to crows?
Santa caws.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 21, 2015
Santa Claus once attended a coming out party for some Southern debutantes. They rode on his sleigh at Christmas that year. They were known as Santa's sleigh belles.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 21, 2015
a 2 wayer
only comes once per year and that's down the chimney
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Gingersnapper+Keeper of the Cookie Jar and Stuff and Nonsense Posted Dec 22, 2015
~ Weather reporter sneaks 12 "Star Wars" puns into 40-second forecast ~
http://nytlive.nytimes.com/womenintheworld/2015/12/18/weather-reporter-sneaks-12-star-wars-puns-into-40-second-forecast/
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 22, 2015
We were wandering way down Waingunga way where wicked werewolves were wailing woefully 
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 22, 2015
An old lady once asked the dispatcher of a local trucking company if they could ship an antique mirror to her sister in Toronto. The dispatcher says, 'I don't know madam, I'd have to look into it first'.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 22, 2015
Yukon dream of living in the north but it isn't worth Aleutian sleep about it.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 22, 2015
The poor sapling. At least he's not a rootless wanderer, though the family has apparently gone to seed. I hope he is able to leave in the Spring.
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