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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 28, 2015
Why does Scrooge love reindeer?
Because every buck is deer to him.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 28, 2015
Good ones! I don't know how you think of them so fast!
Whenever I sit down, my cat goers to lap land.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 28, 2015
I don't know if there are sharks in Finland, but surely there are fins in Sharkland.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 28, 2015
a fast food place has just opened up here, a nuclear fission chip shop
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 29, 2015
I went to visit a friend who was a nuclear physicist, but he was out. "Gone fission" was the sign on his door.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 29, 2015
I ate some plutonium and got atomic ache.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 29, 2015
I used a nuclear fuel rod and caught a Russian submarine
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 29, 2015
Ukraine hardly blame it for that.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 29, 2015
In a Scandinavian race the last Lapp crossed the Finnish line.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 29, 2015
Two geologists were staring at a huge fissure in a cliff face and one was overheard to say 'It's not my fault'.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 29, 2015
What was the Ichthyologist doing at the local archives? Looking for micro fiche.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 29, 2015
Two nuclear technicians got married. She was radiant and he was glowing.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 29, 2015
I always believed my body was a prison for me. I was right, in biology I learnt they were made of cells.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 29, 2015
That sounds interesting. I should bone up on it.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 29, 2015
A scientist was studying tissues in the Serengeti. H was especially interested in the gnucleus of one of the cells.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 30, 2015
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 30, 2015
A doctor who fell on his funny bone had a nurse tell him it was a humerus incident.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 30, 2015
Break a bone today and you'll hurt to marrow.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 30, 2015
Eating oysters can help you increase your mussel tone.
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