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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 29, 2015
An astronaut broke the law of gravity and got a suspended sentence.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 29, 2015
In the 1950's I got lost in a pea souper and mist my home because the fog was so dense but when I found my way home I had pea soup for my supper.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 29, 2015
Did you need to crane your neck to see it?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 29, 2015
I don't know wren the birds start singing in the morning.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 29, 2015
what do you find when you open an eggplant?
An artich-yolk
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 29, 2015
Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 29, 2015
A UFO landed near Hogwarts. The aliens inside were wizards
from a distant planet. They were flying sorcerors.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 29, 2015
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 29, 2015
I threw all my dungarees into the water. It was a jean pool.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 30, 2015
ha! I cotton'ed on you'd say that
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 30, 2015
Her loving words of farewell came floating across the fjord. Together they represented a suspended sentence
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 30, 2015
Two West Coast Pacific Tree Octopuses were sitting high up in a fir tree one evening admiring the sun setting in the sea far away when one of them sighed heavily.
- What's up, his friend inquired.
- Oh, I'm just pining for the fjords, was the answer
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 30, 2015
The clockmaker hosted a mid-day tea party once a week. He put a dozen chairs around the table, and started at twelve for-tea.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 30, 2015
the Chinese man had an appointment at the dentist for tooth hurtee
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 31, 2015
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 31, 2015
But we Americans do teach the modern measures of distance. That's how we train meter maids.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 31, 2015
Rita wanted to be a meter maid, but since she was only one meter tall she was too low to read the meters
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 31, 2015
But weren't the meters one meter tall, too?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 31, 2015
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