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Post 16721

Reality Manipulator

An astronaut broke the law of gravity and got a suspended sentence.


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Post 16722

Reality Manipulator

In the 1950's I got lost in a pea souper and mist my home because the fog was so dense but when I found my way home I had pea soup for my supper.


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Post 16723

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Did you need to crane your neck to see it?


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Post 16724

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I don't know wren the birds start singing in the morning.


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Post 16725

Reality Manipulator

I love to eat eggs at the crack of dawn.


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Post 16726

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

what do you find when you open an eggplant?

An artich-yolk


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Post 16727

Reality Manipulator

Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat.


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Post 16728

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

A UFO landed near Hogwarts. The aliens inside were wizards
from a distant planet. They were flying sorcerors.


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Post 16729

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I got splashed by a joke and just laughed it offsmiley - erm


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Post 16730

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I threw all my dungarees into the water. It was a jean pool.


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Post 16731

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

ha! I cotton'ed on you'd say that


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Post 16732

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Her loving words of farewell came floating across the fjord. Together they represented a suspended sentence

smiley - pirate


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Post 16733

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Two West Coast Pacific Tree Octopuses were sitting high up in a fir tree one evening admiring the sun setting in the sea far away when one of them sighed heavily.

- What's up, his friend inquired.

- Oh, I'm just pining for the fjords, was the answer

smiley - pirate


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Post 16734

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

The clockmaker hosted a mid-day tea party once a week. He put a dozen chairs around the table, and started at twelve for-tea.


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Post 16735

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

the Chinese man had an appointment at the dentist for tooth hurtee


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Post 16736

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

- For how long will the Americans still use the old linear measures, do you think?
- Not furlong

smiley - pirate


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Post 16737

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

But we Americans do teach the modern measures of distance. That's how we train meter maids.


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Post 16738

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Rita wanted to be a meter maid, but since she was only one meter tall she was too low to read the meters

smiley - pirate


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Post 16739

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

But weren't the meters one meter tall, too?


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Post 16740

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

According to my inchworm meters are now one and a half meter tall

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