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Post 14781

Reality Manipulator

The stream of visitors to Sheepwash bank did not end until the slipped down the bank into the stream of water.


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Post 14782

Reality Manipulator

The plot to his story of the pond was quite shallow.


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Post 14783

Reality Manipulator

In the Lake District people were having a great time looking at such a breathtaking view of the Lakes but are also known as the waters. Nearby there was a party of people who were reciting poems by the Lakes poets and listening to an off duty police constable talk about the artwork by John Constable and other Victorian artists.


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Post 14784

Reality Manipulator

Waved hello to my friends who were riding on a crest of a wave while another group were on the beach surfing the web on their tablet phones and mobiles.


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Post 14785

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Anna Maude Topeia had a dog named Woof, a cat named Meow, and a sheep named Baa.


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Post 14786

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

The lifeguards warned everyone against going into the ocean, as the waves were frightful high. One guy ignored their warnings, racing into the sea with his board, which resulted in his being dashed against the shore. He desurfed what he got!


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Post 14787

Reality Manipulator

I've never enjoyed paperback books: their blend of wooden characters and watered-down plots makes them pulpy.


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Post 14788

Reality Manipulator

A scientist doing a large experiment with liquid chemicals was trying to solve a problem when he fell in and became part of the solution.


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Post 14789

Reality Manipulator

Why did the car cross the river with the boat? It was a ford escort.


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Post 14790

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I don't believe it. That's surely a ferry tale!


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Post 14791

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

it needs a ferry, the car'go on its own it'd sink


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Post 14792

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

I put my cargo in my car. This turned my cargo into a shipment.

But then i drove my car onboard a ferry where the cargo became a shipment again.

smiley - pirate


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Post 14793

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

My karma ran over my dogma.


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Post 14794

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

which ship'ment were you supposed to go on ?


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Post 14795

Rod

Ship come
Car come
Cargo
Ship go


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Post 14796

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

all sailors are a bored with their duties


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Post 14797

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

re 14792:

smiley - sorry, what I meant to say was:

I put my cargo in my car. This turned my cargo into a shipment.

But then i drove my car onboard a ferry where the shipment became a cargo again.

smiley - pirate


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Post 14798

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - winkeyeso'ksmiley - biggrin

could it be Spanish or French ? ES-cargosmiley - winkeye


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Post 14799

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

I might send you an answer by snail mail smiley - winkeye

smiley - pirate


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Post 14800

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

ha! an easy trial to follow, slime to go now smiley - run


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