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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 17, 2014
The stream of visitors to Sheepwash bank did not end until the slipped down the bank into the stream of water.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 17, 2014
The plot to his story of the pond was quite shallow.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 17, 2014
In the Lake District people were having a great time looking at such a breathtaking view of the Lakes but are also known as the waters. Nearby there was a party of people who were reciting poems by the Lakes poets and listening to an off duty police constable talk about the artwork by John Constable and other Victorian artists.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 17, 2014
Waved hello to my friends who were riding on a crest of a wave while another group were on the beach surfing the web on their tablet phones and mobiles.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 17, 2014
Anna Maude Topeia had a dog named Woof, a cat named Meow, and a sheep named Baa.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 17, 2014
The lifeguards warned everyone against going into the ocean, as the waves were frightful high. One guy ignored their warnings, racing into the sea with his board, which resulted in his being dashed against the shore. He desurfed what he got!
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 17, 2014
I've never enjoyed paperback books: their blend of wooden characters and watered-down plots makes them pulpy.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 17, 2014
A scientist doing a large experiment with liquid chemicals was trying to solve a problem when he fell in and became part of the solution.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 17, 2014
Why did the car cross the river with the boat? It was a ford escort.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 17, 2014
I don't believe it. That's surely a ferry tale!
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 18, 2014
it needs a ferry, the car'go on its own it'd sink
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 18, 2014
I put my cargo in my car. This turned my cargo into a shipment.
But then i drove my car onboard a ferry where the cargo became a shipment again.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 18, 2014
My karma ran over my dogma.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 18, 2014
which ship'ment were you supposed to go on ?
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 18, 2014
all sailors are a bored with their duties
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 18, 2014
re 14792:
, what I meant to say was:
I put my cargo in my car. This turned my cargo into a shipment.
But then i drove my car onboard a ferry where the shipment became a cargo again.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 18, 2014
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 18, 2014
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 18, 2014
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