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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 10, 2014
Don't disturb anyone working on a puzzle or you may get some cross words.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 10, 2014
She wanted to improve her body language, but couldn't put her finger on it.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 10, 2014
Tired well worn expressions need to be phrased out of the language.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 10, 2014
Sometimes the bar isn't very high. Take breathing, for instance. You can inspire just by breathing in.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 11, 2014
While hiking through a forest George Dubya Bush was caught off guard by a heavily armed foreigner.
- What are you doing, asked Dubya
- I ambush
- So am I, so what?
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 11, 2014
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 11, 2014
I eggspect that you sat down and had breakfast.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 11, 2014
Deep cuts were made in the guillotine industry and heads rolled.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 11, 2014
If you breathe heavily on the map, it will reveal topography,' he said, with a sigh of relief.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 11, 2014
The man was having trouble understanding darts, so his friend explained some of the finer points.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 11, 2014
hey met in cooking class. It was boil meets grill.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 11, 2014
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 12, 2014
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 12, 2014
It was a turnip for the books when at a Hogmanay party some of the guests were hogging the hog roast as well as the haggis with neeps and tatties. There was a Swede dressed in Suede clothes who as a parson only ate the parson nose (chicken, turkey, duck, goose etc) when served alongside parsnips.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 12, 2014
Greengrocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed.
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