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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 1, 2014
An orthodontist was found dead, killed with a hatchet. However, no one was arrested as the death was declared axe-idental.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 1, 2014
Sawyer was a carpenter and often counter productive.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 1, 2014
the German carpenter shouted "hacksaw"
(ach so)
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 2, 2014
I think he should go Bach to his workshop.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 2, 2014
Chopin wood
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Herenna - southpaw for now Posted Sep 2, 2014
Check the Chopin Liszt, and don't forget the key, if you know the score.
The double bass player's wife knew he was cheating when she found a long hair on the G string.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 2, 2014
plus a different brand of Tuba paste in the bathroom
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Herenna - southpaw for now Posted Sep 2, 2014
...and when he said that sex was out of the question as he could hardly breve with his bad Bach.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 3, 2014
I hope he didn't harp about it too much.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 3, 2014
cello! are you ok ?
but he did keep drumming on
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The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis) Posted Sep 3, 2014
Scores? Yeah. I'll give if Fife
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 3, 2014
The President of the Ennui Club was chairman of the bored.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 3, 2014
A lumberjack who couldn't hack it was given the axe.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 3, 2014
She's a composer who has scores of works to her credit.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 3, 2014
The key to changing your performance ability is by tuning out criticism and staying musically octave.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 3, 2014
If you break a string on your guitar don't Fret.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 3, 2014
I wanted to be a clarinettist but I couldn't reed music.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 3, 2014
I think you should just blow your own horn.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 4, 2014
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 4, 2014
piccolo your own onions Stradivarius
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