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Post 14341

Reality Manipulator

An orthodontist was found dead, killed with a hatchet. However, no one was arrested as the death was declared axe-idental.


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Post 14342

Reality Manipulator

Sawyer was a carpenter and often counter productive.


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Post 14343

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

the German carpenter shouted "hacksaw"


(ach so)


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Post 14344

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I think he should go Bach to his workshop.


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Post 14345

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Chopin wood


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Post 14346

Herenna - southpaw for now

Check the Chopin Liszt, and don't forget the key, if you know the score.

The double bass player's wife knew he was cheating when she found a long hair on the G string.


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Post 14347

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

plus a different brand of Tuba paste in the bathroom


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Post 14348

Herenna - southpaw for now

...and when he said that sex was out of the question as he could hardly breve with his bad Bach.


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Post 14349

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I hope he didn't harp about it too much.


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Post 14350

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

cello! are you ok ?


but he did keep drumming on


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Post 14351

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

Scores? Yeah. I'll give if Fife


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Post 14352

Reality Manipulator

The President of the Ennui Club was chairman of the bored.


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Post 14353

Reality Manipulator

A lumberjack who couldn't hack it was given the axe.


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Post 14354

Reality Manipulator

She's a composer who has scores of works to her credit.


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Post 14355

Reality Manipulator

The key to changing your performance ability is by tuning out criticism and staying musically octave.


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Post 14356

Reality Manipulator

If you break a string on your guitar don't Fret.


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Post 14357

Reality Manipulator

I wanted to be a clarinettist but I couldn't reed music.


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Post 14358

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I think you should just blow your own horn.


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Post 14359

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Meanwhile I'll march to a different drum smiley - zen

smiley - pirate


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Post 14360

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

piccolo your own onions Stradivarius


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