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Its been a Fart of a day
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Started conversation Dec 6, 2014
this day, the day of all days next-door has been a right pain in the aspidistra, she has been whining on all day about the noise of our pigs, they are very quiet pigs on the whole, but when they get excited, and being female pigs........... social like all females. So then when new piglets arrive they all get a bit strange! So why the next-door is getting all shouty I don't know 
Its been a Fart of a day
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 7, 2014
the missus has been at the sherry tonight
Its been a Fart of a day
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 21, 2014
Just wish the missus would stop farting 
and theres me thinking it was the dogs 
Its been a Fart of a day
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 22, 2014
I have noticed a few wisps of grey hair on the missus...... do I
A: tell her
B: tell her not
C:laugh and point at her grey hairs
D: the above and then hop like F$$k
Its been a Fart of a day
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 12, 2015
http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/arserace
bit late 
but might ease any tension
Its been a Fart of a day
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 12, 2015
Its been a Fart of a day
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Mar 3, 2016
Its amazing, this life, i would not have missed it for one moment,
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Its been a Fart of a day
- 1: Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! (Dec 6, 2014)
- 2: Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! (Dec 7, 2014)
- 3: Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! (Dec 21, 2014)
- 4: Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! (Dec 22, 2014)
- 5: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Oct 12, 2015)
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