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Post 81

RoseFire

stuck out a fat thumb


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Post 82

bubster

Got a ride with his Mum!


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Post 83

RoseFire

who was eating pie a la mode


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Post 84

RoseFire

A goat in a great big trash dump


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Post 85

bubster

Once met a strange goat with a hump


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Post 86

RoseFire

he laughed and pointed


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Post 87

bubster

At hoofs double-jointed


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Post 88

RoseFire

the humped goat bumped him in the rump


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Post 89

Anonymouse

See New Start


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Post 90

Jink Bo

There was a young lady from Venus


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Post 91

The Magpie

Who was blind, how could she have seen us?


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Post 92

cafram - in the states.

She jumped up and down


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Post 93

JC

In her see through gown smiley - winkeye


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Post 94

Anonymouse

Then read us a story from Remus.


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Post 95

Grey

One morning while brewing some coffee


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Post 96

Anonymouse

And tugging quite blandly on toffee


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Post 97

RangaKoo

I saw a man in a kilt


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Post 98

3Syllables

His Voice hadda slight german lilt


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Post 99

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

so I told him he'd better #*@& off, eh!


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Post 100

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

New one

A man sat down to write 5 lines


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