A Conversation for The Lounge

The Staff Lounge, Act 2

Post 1

Asteroid Lil - Community Editor and Ottist

*runs cleaner through the coffee machine and sweeps up the broken house rules*

We need more doughnuts. The ones in this box are all furry and green. smiley - weird


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Post 2

Magwitch - My name is Mags and I am funky.

*brings fresh doughnuts*

*puts coffee on*


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Post 3

Superfrenchie - new-ish ACE

*walks in*

Mmmh... Has anyone seen the small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri ? They were supposed to arrrive yesterday, but I haven't heard from them. smiley - huh

...

Their spaceship was shaped like a doughnut box.


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Post 4

Asteroid Lil - Community Editor and Ottist

Oh.

I was just wondering what those noises are that are coming from the dumpster.

I could have sworn the box said Krispy Kreme... *heads out the back door*


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Post 5

Dmitri Gheorgheni

*comes in and hangs a few Post pictures to brighten up the place*

*A creature to make the Alpha Centaurans feel at home: A87865221

*A creature to make the humans go 'Aww!': A87865465

*A couple of strange creatures to add dignitas, always difficult with h2g2: A87865753

*lies down on the sofa and promptly falls asleep*


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Post 6

SparticusLegs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

*peeks in round the edge of the door* smiley - bigeyes


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Post 7

Milla, h2g2 Operations

*flops down in usual mannner*
Hey. Any smiley - donutsmiley - donutsmiley - donut around?

Reaches for smiley - coffee

smiley - towel


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Post 8

Superfrenchie - new-ish ACE

Milla, whatever you do, don't eat the Alpha Centaurans. They might start to think they're not welcome !

smiley - bigeyes

Aaaww ! Kitty ! smiley - biggrin


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Post 9

FWR

Sorry, wrong room, just off to feed the leopard...


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Post 10

Asteroid Lil - Community Editor and Ottist

*returns with box, both box and Lil much the worse for wear after a sojourn in the dumpster*

Here they are. Actually, are you sure this is them? Or should I say, are you sure this is they?


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Post 11

Dmitri Gheorgheni

*opens an eye*

Ask them something only Alpha Centaurans would know. Then you'll be sure they aren't just vampire doughnuts. There has been a full moon.

*(Don't believe in vampire doughnuts? If there can be vampire watermelons, there can be vampire doughnuts. See the Guide A26353677 for guidance:

'Even pumpkins and watermelons can be affected, if they are touched by the light of the full moon or kept after Christmas. However, they do not have teeth and are thus more a nuisance than a danger, being restricted to rolling around the house, growling at its inhabitants. They can be got rid of by boiling in holy water and then scrubbing with a broom, which must subsequently be burned.'*


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Post 12

Milla, h2g2 Operations

*slowly gets up, and gets out of the room*

~interesting smells come from the nearby kitchen ~

*returns with a tray of fresh smiley - donutsmiley - donutsmiley - donutsmiley - donut*
Have one. They are baked. Which is odd, I know, but there you go.

smiley - towel


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Post 13

Superfrenchie - new-ish ACE

smiley - tongueincheek *munch*

smiley - chocolateteapot Hot chocolate with your doughnut, anyone ?


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Post 14

Asteroid Lil - Community Editor and Ottist

*puzzled by the concept of an Alpha Centauran vampire* I should ask something only they would know??

*reaches for a baked doughnut and chews distractedly*


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Post 15

Dmitri Gheorgheni

smiley - laugh Sure. But of course, you have to know the answer, too.

*politely ignores the fact that the only food around is NOT gluten free*


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Post 16

Asteroid Lil - Community Editor and Ottist

And I think we should be getting our doughnuts from Jau'emne. Her Schrödinger doughnuts are gluten-free. At least while the box is closed...


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Post 17

Milla, h2g2 Operations

We should alert Amy and ask her to bring some mufflewhumps for the variously intolerant.
Or perhaps we could borrow Matina for a little while?
smiley - towel


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Post 18

Dmitri Gheorgheni

Any possibility of Moebius doughnuts? I understand all the calories are reabsorbed...


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Post 19

Milla, h2g2 Operations

*goes to experiment*
~time passes~
∞ ∞ ∞ ∞ ∞ ∞
There are many, but they're rather tiny. Enjoy! And they only contain what you can digest safely! How's that!

smiley - towel


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Post 20

Dmitri Gheorgheni

smiley - drool Yum! Who knew topology could be so tasty? smiley - donut


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