h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And a lovely bar it is. With just the right kind of counter - French café zinc style with a rail in just the right hight for your feet and small hooks for your jacket. Every imaginable kind of drink - alcoholic or not (though we don't shout too much about the latter ) - is displayed behind the bar.

Small cosy tables are set along the walls, deep sofas are arranged with low tables (for your drinks and nibblies, not your feet!) - and a jukebox in one corner has all your favourite tunes. At least if they're not abrasively loud or disharmonic...

One side of the room faces the square and is partly open - allowing the perpetually nice breeze to clear out any smoke fumes very nicely.

Good afternoon!

Can I have one please? Black, no sugar. And with cherries, too.

Lovely place here. Are you open around the year?

*finishes her and *

Quite place, was great!

I'll be back pretty soon.

*leaves*

Impressed with the silent service...?

Oh yeah - though I cannot promise if the bar personnel is always that quiet and discreet...

*looks at the spanking new coffee brewer*

So it did get here on time... I'm told it even does !

*just to be safe, polishes glasses and bar desk*

*tests coffee brewer*



Ahhh...

*quickly checks that fridges are stocked, wines are uncorked and nibblies are in the bowls on the desk*

Hmmm - ? Oh, yes. It's getting dark...

*lights outside torches which shines a nice warm and flickering light over the entrance*

Now...? Oh, yes...!

*puts a sign on the bar*

"Hello, dear guests Your manager has been temporarily hit by the need to sleep. Please help yourselves to whatever you like - errr, whatever you'd like in a bar, that is..."

* off to catch some shuteye*

... reads note .. gets coffee

*Engländer and Hati enter armed with after the way through the dark country road from the Summerhouse*

Hallo? Anybody in?

Oh, Hallo Hapi! I wonder where the landlord is...

Oh, look - there's a note on the bar!

*reads the note*

Well, what shall we drink? I'd like to have some cocktail...

How about "dark rum and pina colada" Hati?

*goes behind the bar to look if there would be anything about...*

*rumages*

I´m having a blue curacao... ages that I had that...

Sounds great! You know what I love, don't you?

*mixes two finds something to go along with the blue curacao*

Here you are

Thank you!

Nice place here.. pity the landlords asleep already...

Well, we can stay here and wait until he wakes up.
Lots of drinks here.

Quite a long time for several nightcaps then...

*produces another two

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*sips *

Do you think we could find something to eat here? Some sugar cubes, at least...

*has a look*

Oh there´s belgian !

Would that do?

Oh!

!!!
Yummi!