Welcome to So Long, And Thanks For Laughing The H2G2 Joke directory!
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This is a list of the jokes so far1:
|Type of Joke:||Researcher:|
|Blonde Jokes - Part I||Anonymouse|
|Blonde Jokes - Part II||Venus In Fly-Trap|
|Haircuts||Venus In Fly-Trap|
|Redhead Jokes||Venus In Fly-Trap|
|How To Talk About Men And Still Be Politically Correct||Leazes|
|Men's Rules||Count Spracula|
|What Guys Really Mean||Venus In Fly-Trap|
|Why it's Great to be a Guy||KimotoCat|
|Vegetable Love||Venus In Fly-Trap|
|Facts About Women||Venus In Fly-Trap|
|Female Guiness Book Of Records||Venus In Fly-Trap|
|Childrens View of the World||Venus In Fly-Trap|
|History Of The World||Bluebottle|
|Mad Criminals of the World||Claude Denning|
|Mad Laws of the World||Claude Denning|
|Faster Than Light Communication||Barnacle|
|Newspapers||Venus In Fly-Trap|
|Telephone Directory Enquiries||Venus In Fly-Trap|
|Collective Nouns||Count Spracula|
|Early 00s Vocabulary||Blondie|
|English: A World Language?||Venus In Fly-Trap|
|Idiots Computer Dictionary||Croz|
|Jester's Condescending English Dictionary||Jester|
|Useful Chinese Phrases||Venus In Fly-Trap|
|Emerald Isle Jokes||Count Spracula|
|Italians And Jehovah's Witnesses||Fraulein Grafenberg|
|Christmas Jokes: Part I||Venus In Fly-Trap|
|Christmas Jokes: Part II||KC|
|Christmas Jokes: Part III||Venus In Fly-Trap|
|Christmas Jokes: Part IV||Count Spracula|
|Birthday Jokes||Venus In Fly-Trap|
|History Jokes||Venus In Fly-Trap|
|I Wish I'd Never Said That||Bluebottle|
|In the Good Old Days....||Venus In Fly-Trap|
|Evening Classes For Men||Count Spracula|
|Exams & Education||Venus In Fly-Trap|
|Further Education||Venus In Fly-Trap|
|Schools & Education||Venus In Fly-Trap|
|School Answer Machine||Count Spracula|
|The Saddest Teacher Joke In The World||Follenglot|
|The Fire Brigade||Venus In Fly-Trap|
|The Police||Venus In Fly-Trap|
Films & Television
|Star Wars Jokes||Bluebottle|
|Television and Movies||Venus In Fly-Trap|
|Mad Hollywood Contracts||Bluebottle|
|Quiz Shows||Venus In Fly-Trap|
|Beer Jokes||Venus In Fly-Trap|
|Bread and Water||Venus In Fly-Trap|
|Icecream Jokes||E. Vibenstein|
|Signs Found In Kitchens||Venus In Fly-Trap|
|White Wine||Count Spracula|
|Libraries and Books||Venus In Fly-Trap|
|World's Shortest Books||Lisa The Freak|
|Geek Poem||Lisa The Freak|
Work and Workers
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