h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's actually easy for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it passes through a blender first.

"The global apocalypse is but a wee thing compared to me having this here speck of dust in me eye laddie".

A global apocalypse would be nothing compared to having a nearby star go supernova. Whelks be warned!

I read somewhere that the camel through the eye of a needle was a misreading for a thick piece of string through the eye of a needle ... in the original Aramaic or something. But I quite like the anti-camel gateway into Jerusalem suggestion. >> camel graphic goes here <<

Yes the Israeli's use the Iron Hump system to keep camels out of Jerusalem now although belching camels are deemed such a threat they are nuked - they bring on themselves for being such easy targets.

If camels belch methane, they should pay a carbon tax

Cattle and termites are the main non human culprits in that respect - camel belches come straight from Satan's bottom

...another biblical quote, while its on my mind, if I'm not mistaken, somewhere from the works of John, "...so long as people are good to one another, then God is with them..."...

>"The global apocalypse is but a wee thing compared to me having this here speck of dust in me eye laddie".< [Stone Aart]

Not quite the one I had in mind but, hmm, fair enough.


and, for the benefit of this researcher, wottheyell is the 'Iron Hump System'? Sounds like a mechanism for keeping certain attendants in rather than out

I imagine it would be hard to iron a hump. Just ask Iron Man.