Invader Zim

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In a very strange place, an artiste plies his trade at the behest of an entertainment icon. He labours hard, taking many disparate ideas, like so many pieces of clay, and brings them together to create a surreal tapestry. 'Yes,' he may well have said to himself, 'a wonderfully hideous and evil, clay tapestry! Muwha-ha-ha-ha-ha!'

In almost, but not quite, entirely unlike this way, a new animated comedy show was born.
'Invader Zim! It's Alive!', he almost certainly didn't scream.

Definitely not for the very young, the show almost immediately rose to the level of cult classic, while at the very same time the creator's patron decided that it was much 'more' than it had bargained for. Zim has come to conquer Earth, and he's serious about impressing his Irken leaders with his planet conquering skills. Drawn in a very edgy, angular fashion, the animated cartoon show depicts the alien Irken race as fairly stupid, and the humans even more stupid most of the time.

You can watch the shows in almost any order, although starting at the beginning will help you get a good idea of why he was sent to Earth, and why he is having so much trouble with his personal 'robot', Gir, and the human boy, Dib Membrane.

A typical 'Invader Zim' show will consist of two 15-minute episodes, interrupted here and there by advert-hackers breaking in to push their wares. Each will normally consist of the lead protagonist and antagonist (hard to tell which is which) trying to outsmart each other, although a good number of the shows go a different direction entirely.

Because Zim has determined that the best place to gather information about this planet that he intends to conquer is the local public 'Skool'1, and because Zim is short enough to be a student, many of the episodes take place in or around the school and its functions; and Zim is regularly forced to interact with the 'filthy human ech... ugh... erk... scum!'

The nightmare begins...

Invader Zim - regularly given to evil, maniacal laughter - is an eccentric and clueless (and short, this will be important later), green, alien soldier ('Invader', actually) from the planet Irk. Zim was banished for life from the Irken Empire after nearly destroying his home planet and being the sole reason for the failure of 'Operation Impending Doom One'.

After begging his superiors, the Almighty Tallest, for a chance at 'Operation Impending Doom Two', the leaders decide to get rid of him once and for all. They trick Zim into going on a 'secret mission' to an unidentified (and they assume, non-existent) planet represented only by a yellow sticky with a (?) at the edge of the map, in the hopes that he'll die along the way. But, as luck would have it such a planet turns out to actually exist, and with the unlikely name of Earth.

The Tallest's plans backfire when Zim safely reaches Earth and begins his conquest of it. He disguises himself as a normal, green, human boy with no ears2; and now the only person who can stop him is one earth kid, Dib, a mildly insane, would-be paranormal researcher, who sees straight through Zim's disguise and is intent on stopping his reign of 'terror and doom'.

Invader Zim is the brain-child of scary human man, Johnen Vasquez, who first became famous with his comic-book series of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, and even more so with his spin-off characters: Squee3, Devi4, FillerBunny5, Happy Noodle Boy6, and Wobbly-Headed Bob7.

Zim was Johnen's first foray into cartoon animation (at the express invitation of Nickelodeon which has confused him ever since), and with the help of director Steve Ressel, co-writer Rob Hummel, Roman Dirge8, Inkslinger Rosarik Rikki Simmons, Illustrator Tavisha Wolfgarth-Simons, Musician Kevin Manthei and ... some other people, it first came to air on Nickelodeon's NickToon's channel, on March 31st of... some year not this one.

Episode listing

Apart from the trailer and the unaired pilot, the episodes currently known are:

Season one

  1. The Nightmare Begins
  2. Parent Teacher Night
  3. Walk of Doom
  4. Germs
  5. Dark Harvest
  6. Bestest Friend
  7. NanoZim
  8. Attack of the Saucer Morons
  9. The Wettening
  10. Career Day
  11. Battle-Dib
  12. A Room with a Moose
  13. Hamstergeddon
  14. Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain
  15. Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy
  16. Planet Jackers
  17. Rise of the Zitboy
  18. Plague of Babies
  19. Bloaty's Pizza Hog
  20. Balognius Maximus
  21. Game Slave Two
  22. Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom.
  23. Door to Door

Season two

  1. The Most Horrible Christmas Ever
  2. FBI Warning of Doom
  3. Mysterious Mysteries
  4. Future Dib
  5. Battle of the Planets
  6. Abducted
  7. The Sad, Sad Tale of Chickenfoot
  8. Megadoomer
  9. Lice
  10. Mortos, der Soul Stealer
  11. Tak, the Hideous New Girl
  12. Zim Eats Waffles
  13. Gir Goes Crazy and Stuff
  14. Dib's Wonderful Life of Doom
  15. Hobo 13
  16. Walk For Your Lives
  17. The Frycook What Came From All That Space
  18. Backseat drivers from beyond the stars
  19. The Girl Who Cried Gnome
  20. Vindicated
  21. The Voting of the Doomed
  22. Dibship Rising
  23. Gaz, Taster of Pork

Apparently, after this point, Johnen Vasquez left the production team and some Korean guy took over his position.

Main characters

Zim

Zim was trained, soon after his hatching, as an Irken soldier on his home planet of Irk. His training was rigorous and disciplined, and he was taught to obey all Irkens taller than he - especially the Almighty Tallest. Apparently, another thing he took away from the training was to use and/or sacrifice anyone and anything to his own success.

After the complete failure of Operation Impending Doom One - entirely Zim's fault - Zim was banished to work as a food-slave on the planet of Foodcourtia for life. When he heard about Operation Impending Doom Two, he quit his 'slave' position9 and returned to the planet Conventia, where the Great Assigning was taking place.10

The Almighty Tallest, unable to placate Zim's desire for conquest with a sandwich, decided to send him to a mystery planet - Earth - and hopefully to his doom. Instead, Zim lands unscathed and, with the help of his robot companion Gir, begins his mission to conquer and enslave Earth.

Like all Irkens, Zim's skin is sensitive to raw meat, most liquids (including water and rain) and barbecue sauce.

Gir

Usually the most loved character of the Invader Zim castlist, Gir provides much of the off-beat humour of the show with his nonsensical asides. Instead of the classical SIR11 robot units used by the other invaders, Gir12 was created especially (and haphazardly) by the Almighty Tallest for use in Zim's 'Top Secret' mission. Gir is insane - which probably has something to do with the paperclips and half-eaten chewing gum he has for brains - but he likes monkeys, cheese, and drinking through straws. He especially likes watching the Scary Monkey Show and enjoys singing. Frankly, any screen showing even static will often coax a 'That's my favorite show!' out of Gir.

Gir disquises himself as a dog when he might be seen in public with Zim, or go to a disco. The dog suit, however, has such crudely sewn seams that he tends to look more like an animated stuffed toy.

The Almighty Tallest

To the Irken mind; the taller an Irken is, the smarter they must therefore be and more powerful they become. Since the Almighty Tallest are the two equally tallest Irkens in the universe, they are the most powerful rulers as well. They control the entire Spaceship Armada - known as the Irken Massive13 - and they like candy; really, all snacks; and puppets, they really like puppets. They seem unable to grasp the concept that any species' members can be tall and stupid at the same time. Likewise, they become embarrassed any time a short Irken distinguishes themselves. When this happens, they've taken to re-writing the history of events and/or renaming soldiers, to preserve the 'taller = superior' concept.

Dib

Dib is the only human14 that seems to notice that Zim has green skin, no nose, no ears15, (Later in the series he sees Zim without his human-boy toupee and human-boy contact lenses and sees Zim's antennae, and pink eyes). He is just so paranoid, and wants so bad to be a paranormal investigator, that he knows an alien when he sees one. Unfortunately for him, all the other kids in his class - and the possibly alien teacher, Miss Bitters - think he's crazy16, so they take no notice. Besides, 'Dib has a big head'17.

Professor Membrane

Dib's father. Professor Membrane is the world's leading scientist, and as such is very busy, so doesn't spend much time with his kids. But he's there in automata, if not in person. So that's okay18. He loathes Santa Claus and loves toast.

Gaz

Gaz is Dib's sister, and Professor Membrane's other child. She doesn't like Dib much, especially when he drinks the last soda or, worse, eats the last slice of pizza! She likes to play portable video games, going to extreme measures to ensure she has the latest one - as seen in the episode Game Slave Two.

Miss Bitters

The teacher of the class in which Zim and Dib are fellow students. She is unable to survive for very long in sunlight. Miss Bitters prepares her students for life by clearly and unequivocably describing the futility of their efforts and likely futures. She will regularly treat her charges with absolutely no care for their safety, but seems no happier for it.

There are times, though, when she spares them some of the uglier details of life's dark secrets.19

Keef

A fellow classmate of Zim and Dib's who was temporarily elected through trials and tests to be Zim's bestest friend, long enough to allay any suspicions about Zim's humaness. Unfortunately, Keef couldn't understand the eventual rejection and Zim chose to change his perspective to believe that a squirrel was Zim.

Sizz-Lorr

The frylord responsible for Zim's containment in the fast-food store 'Shloogorgh's Flavor Monster', on the snacking planet of Foodcourtia, after Zim's banishment there. After Zim escaped, Sizz-Lorr was trapped without a serving assistant for the entirety of The Great Foodening - Foodcourtia's most horrible food rush; due to the gravitational pull of all that snacking, it's impossible for anything to leave the planet for twenty years.20 He then hunted Zim down for recapture, as seen in the episode 'The frycook what came from all that space.'

Tak

First introduced in the episode 'Tak - the hideous new girl', the new girl in Miss Bitters' class soon turns out to be an Irken invader as well. Her purpose in life was destroyed when Zim obliterated Operation Impending Doom, and to make matters worse he accidentally locked her in a training pod for ten years when he kicked over a snack-dispenser.

Along with her SIR unit, in its slick, cyber-cat looking outfit, she takes on Zim, first torturning him by regularly covering him with meat or barbecue sauce (like acid to Irken skin), then - after revealing her true identity - by trying to destroy him and the planet Earth to prove her superiority.

Lurt

Another Irken invader. Was originally assigned to planet Blortch21 for Operation Impending Doom Two, but because of a growth spurt was reassigned to planet Vort22. He also had the misfortune to be assigned to the planet Hobo 13 for extra training at the same time Zim was.

Throbulator

A creature of pure headache, who was also assigned to Hobo 13 with Zim.

Skooch

For Operation Impending Doom Two, was assigned to planet Blortch due to his height.

The bee

A repeating theme is a bee - a plump, smiling, yellow and black striped variety - that shows up from time to time, always endangering Zim and his plans. It is one thing about which Zim has become increasingly paranoid.

1The name emblazoned on the front of the school.2'It's a... skin condition!'3JTHM's next door neighbour - the book 'Squee's Wonderful Big Giant Book of Unspeakable Horrors' contains a compilation of Squee's adventures.4Originally the first human to escape JTHM's attempt to murder her - JTHM series two - Devi had her own spin-off comics, entitled 'I feel sick'5A cute, cuddly little bunny which was born in a vat for the sole purpose of filling space inside Johnen's comics. FillerBunny lives a sad life filled only with pain and a desire to die. If you fail to be entertained by him then they stick needles in his brain to find out why he isn't fun.6The ultimate in badly drawn and insane characters.7He's smarter than all of us combined.8Creator of the Lenore series of comics.9Tallest: 'You quit being banished!?'10Remember to visit the giftshop for all kinds of cheap, useless stuff.11Standard Information Retrieval unit.12Gir: 'Gir, reporting for duty!' Zim: 'Gir? What's the G stand for?' Gir: (pause) 'I ... don't... know.'13'Large... ship... thingee.'14Until Dib's counsellor, Mr Twiggy, in the episode 'Vindicated'.15Zim: 'Of course I'm human! See my neck?'16'Remember that time he thought he saw bigfoot in his garage?!'17Dib: 'My head's not big!'18'He won't serve us dinner until you enter your acceptance code.'19Dib: 'Miss Bitters, I've heard that people used to give each other flowers and candy for Valentine's Day; why did it change to exchanging meat?' Miss Bitters: 'Just don't ask!'20Zim: 'Twenty years?! But I haven't been gone that long!' Sizz-Lorr: 'Uh..., there's a time-warp thing involved..., I dunno.'21Home of the slaughtering rat people.22Home of the universe's most comfortable couch.

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