A Conversation for Remote Controls
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Caleb Posted May 22, 1999
It seems that God (far left, second from right)Almighty hast changed the channel on us again. Don't you hate it when that happens?
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Caleb Posted May 22, 1999
Kshhshhshshhshsshhshhshshshhshhshshshshhshshshhshhshhshhshshshhshshshshhshshshshhshshhshshshhshshshshhsshhsshhsshshhsshhshshshshhshshshs....whoops! Wrong channel!
Missing Remotes
Windy Posted May 30, 1999
If you sellotape the remote to the top of the appliance, you always know where to find it.
I suppose you could even tie the remote to the appliance with elastic. Then whenever it tried to escape, it would just get bungied back to the TV/video again.
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zap Posted Jun 2, 1999
don't mess around with sellotape or elastic - use a nice strong epoxy resin glue to stop your remote going astray
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Caleb Posted Jun 10, 1999
Why? Two! K?
Seriously folks, I mean that-why? Why is resin glue better? I just put Super Glue on it and walk away.
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Cheerful Dragon Posted Jun 15, 1999
I'm English, I do drink tea, and I never do it with my pinkie extended. Stuff like that is invented by ass-holes who want to make lots of money from etiquette books. Ignore them, they don't know what they're talking about.
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Windy Posted Jun 23, 1999
Everybody knows epoxy resin glue is better than superglue. It comes in bigger tubes.
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Caleb Posted Jun 27, 1999
That's not a reason! That's why you should buy it-because of it's better value!
Look, become a PR director, okay?
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