A Conversation for Cake

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Post 1

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

Well done EV old boy!

Mastermind beckons, I'm sure. (Though you'll probably have to whittle your cake expertise down to a very specific period - Delia Smith Xmas 97 for instance...)


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Post 2

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Thanks, Mr Zeb... cup of tea? smiley - smiley


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Post 3

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And look at the congeniality that cake discussing has caused. Just think, wars oculd be prevented by having the angry parties to discuss cake. Although, i'd keep fruitcake out of the discussion. Countries have been obliterated over misunderstandings due to fruitcake.


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Post 4

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Some smaller countries have been obliterated when bombed by fruitcake.


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Post 5

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

Well, if they're not civilised enough to brew a decent cup of tea, do we really care? Terrible waste of cake, though.


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Post 6

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Hmmm... The loss of any cake that is dense and heavy enough to be used as munitions isn't necissarily a waste... I agree with you on the tea, though.


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Post 7

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

Now now - it can always be used to build shelters for the homeless - we don't have to drop it on people.


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Post 8

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Good point - you could have a soup kitchen with a cake bedroom next to it.


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Post 9

Cakewalker

That's silly. The bedroom would get soggy smiley - bigeyes


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Post 10

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Would you really want to sleep on fruitcake?


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Post 11

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

I've slept with fruitcakes. Far too many. I can now spot mad women at forty paces.


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Post 12

Cupid Stunt

The universe was of course extrapolated from one small peice of fairy cake.


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Post 13

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Now you're getting malicious! None of that frogstar stuff, please!


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Post 14

Cupid Stunt

Frogstar? Spamstar? Spam is a star. especially when toasted. What's malicious about the frogstar. I picked up a leaflet about it. "sun sand and suffering"


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Post 15

Cakewalker

Have to admit I toyed with the idea of having 'Trintragula' as my nickname. 'He was a dreamer, a speculative thinker or, as his wife would have it, an idiot' rather appeals as a description of me, though I'm not married, so I can't be called an idiot. Yet. smiley - smiley


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Post 16

Cupid Stunt

Idiocy before marriage is perfectly acceptable!


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Post 17

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

What about cake before marriage?


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Post 18

Cupid Stunt

Cake before marriage is ok, as long as you don't put your nuts into it!


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Post 19

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

wooooohoooooo !!!

Blib blob pee beee tib bah..

Sorry... just "flipped out" for a mo then....


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Post 20

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Cupid, you've got major spam issues, don't you?


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