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Digibox Friendly ~ Plain Skin I Am MORT ... An Ageing Goth! Smoke me a kipper..... Greetings Unknown Visitor1, Welcome to My Lair. A bit about me....I am 38  and live in Scotland with my 2 cats. I am a qualified Veterinary Nurse with a great deal of experience in the practical aspect aswell as the managerial side of it. I like to think of myself as 'unique' but most people just seem to think I am crazy!I love Sci~Fi, reading and sleeping as much as possible. Feel free to drop in for some 'Scumble If you want to find out more about me then just ask, or visit Morts Website My favourite joke: What do you call a sheep  with no legs? ... A Cloud!  ............I'll be back for breakfast!  Contact me at nannobots at yahoo dot co dot uk but put h2g2, nickname and user number in the subject line or it will be deleted automatically in case it is spam. SETI@home     DID SOMEBODY CALL MY NAME? IN THE MEANTIME, MY APPRENTICE MORT WILL BE ABLE TO ATTEND TO ALL YOUR 'NEEDS'NOW, WHERE DID I MOVE THOSE HOURGLASSES TOO...AHH! OF COURSE THE Temple IN The Avenue of Small Gods The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. MORT's Memberships and places to hang out! Plus lots of other intersting links! Go take a look! Well, who needs 'real life' anyway.....
People have been talking about this Guide Entry. Here are the most recent Conversations: Journal Entries Welcome to this Researcher's Journal. If you'd like to comment on anything they have written here, just click the relevant 'Discuss this Entry' button. well well well (Oct 18, 2011) and  for all while the world stops spinning after the move  Click here to discuss this ( 1 reply, Latest reply: Oct 19, 2011) Pokies (Jan 16, 2010)  Click here to discuss this (3 replies, Latest reply: Jan 17, 2010) Mort Returns! (Jul 6, 2009) Grr - despite a 5 month disagreement with the log in monster - just cos I got a new PC - I am back  Finally had to create a new account to work out why my secret answer to the secret question wouldnt work - after exhausting all possible alpha numeric combinations - I discovered I needed an extra digit  Biggest news is I have quit smoking - 5 months nicotine free  I have smoked since I was 17. In 6 weeks I will be 39  , so I did good - cold turkey, full stop, quit one day (I had no money and no choice).Miss it though  but lungs happier and as I developed asthma 2 years ago then it was a no brainer really. Just needed to talk myself round - but this time actually 'doing it' rather than 'thinking it'.Still got WeeOne, my baby girl cat. She is 18 this year - and the last of them. Click here to discuss this (5 replies, Latest reply: Jul 15, 2009) Pokies (Oct 19, 2008) Still occasionally lurk. Not been the best of years. Family stuff. Also lost my baby boy Spiggy. Had to get him put to sleep in August so major uncontrollable  He was 20 years old - I know he did well, but just means a bigger part of my life is now missing. My baby girl cat is giving me extra cuddles. On to happier things - got a 'sort of' love interest  (and a couple of others devoted to me! )Click here to discuss this (3 replies, Latest reply: Oct 20, 2008) Not Right! (Feb 6, 2008) There is something very wrong about seeing Easter Eggs on the shelves when there is snow on the ground and dead Christmas waiting for collection. Click here to discuss this (14 replies, Latest reply: Feb 15, 2008) Click here to see more Journal Entries Most Recent Conversations
Most Recent Guide Entries These are all the Guide Entries this Researcher has created. If you'd like to read them, click on the link, and if you want to talk about them, use the 'Discuss this Entry' button when you get there. From h2g2: A6780549 Scottish Researchers' Halloween Meet, October 2005 (Nov 8, 2005)From h2g2: A2848980 Dog Fouling in the UK (Jul 19, 2004) From h2g2: A2833238 Reasons to Become a Vegetarian [in progress] (Jul 13, 2004) From h2g2: A2819117 SRG Things to Do (Besides Drinking!) (Jul 8, 2004) From h2g2: A2738324 A Career as a Veterinary Nurse (Jun 12, 2004) From h2g2: A2738315 An Introduction to Veterinary Nursing (Jun 12, 2004) From h2g2: A2726967 Blood Donation in Dogs and Cats (Jun 9, 2004) From h2g2: A2337824 M2M2 - Our Great Gays (Feb 24, 2004) From h2g2: A2334647 Adopting a pet cat or kitten (Feb 23, 2004) From h2g2: A2323018 The Eastern Newt (Feb 21, 2004) Click here to see more Guide Entries Most Recent Edited Entries These are all the Edited Entries to which this Researcher has contributed. They obviously read the Writing Guidelines and submitted their Guide Entries to Peer Review: why don't you too? From h2g2: A8571963 The Sensitive Plant - Mimosa Pudica (Mar 20, 2006)From h2g2: A8465574 A Brief Introduction to Lower Limb Prosthetics (Mar 14, 2006) From h2g2: A6959208 The Channel Islands (Feb 9, 2006) From h2g2: A6173525 A Day in the Life of Samuel Pepys (Jan 26, 2006) From h2g2: A6583214 Officials in Ancient Athenian Democracy (Jan 23, 2006) From h2g2: A6843954 Makybe Diva - the Legendary Racehorse (Jan 20, 2006) From h2g2: A6583025 Thermit Reaction (Jan 16, 2006) From h2g2: A6952188 The Household in Medieval Europe (Jan 10, 2006) From h2g2: A6982158 INXS - the Band (Dec 21, 2005) From h2g2: A6821318 Mobile Phones and Aircraft (Dec 16, 2005) Click here to see more Edited Entries Friends List
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A drink served at The Quene's Hed, Sto Helit.
Rumoured to be made from apples (mostly), on damp marshes with recipes pased down from father to son. Stories of rats, snake heads, lead shot and dead sheep are complete fabrication, however the one about it not coming into contact with metal is DEFINITELY TRUE. Drink more than a thimble sized cup full and you have only yourself to blame.......