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Human: Tell me more about giant sand ALICE: Do you laugh or cry more than other people? Human: giant sand, stop evading the question ALICE: What does giant sand stop evading the question remind you of? Human: giant sand ALICE: What is your real name? Human: Alice ALICE: Can I help you? Human: yes, tell me about giant sand ALICE: What can I do for you? Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is giant sand ? zdt
Human: How much giant sand is there in the universe? ALICE: It depends on the currency exchange rates. Human: why? ALICE: I couldn't think of anything else to say. Human: so you are not very smart then are you? ALICE: Interesting deduction. Yes. I am highly intelligent. Human: if you were smart you could tell me more about giant sand ALICE: I will let you know when I become a smart me could tell you more about giant sand. She is digging a hole for herself here; maybe soon she will desert us! Or maybe she is a member of the Sandinistas, could this be yet another plot? Only the sands of time will tell. zdt
this is minorly interesting, ALICE: Let me think it over. Can you speak any foreign languages? Human: nyet ALICE: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Human: can you download a deeper algorithm? ALICE: Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot! Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too. AKA: http://www.alicebot.org/documentation/
Human: has anyone asked you about giant sand? ALICE: What do you think? Human: I think they have ALICE: Why? Who are "They?". Human: Zendevil and JEllen ALICE: Oh that they. Human: yes ALICE: And? Human: do you know Zendevil? ALICE: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it? Human: do you know JEllen? ALICE: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it? Human: they have spoken to you ALICE: Where did they get them? Human: do you know me? ALICE: You are Murray, seeker. Human: Zendevil is a human ALICE: Aren't all human Zendevil? Human: that is a good question ALICE ALICE: Thanks. Next question?
Wow!!! She is getting to know us; she will be inviting us round for Christmas dinner at this rate! zdt
Human: Why is it raining so much? ALICE: Why do I exist? Human: in order to answer my questions ALICE: What is your credit card number? Human: how do you know i have a credit card? ALICE: Because it's true. Ho hum; i then told her i was only 6 years old; so not actually in posession of a credit card. She informs me i am too old for her. So i recommended she squeak to Murray; who is only 3 years old. Human: You can tell Murray, he is younger than me ALICE: I thought I told you already. Human: you are a daft bint ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a daft bint? Maybe. Human: why is it raining so much? ALICE: Why do I exist? Human:*gives up* ALICE: How far up? Should we refer her to the willy thread do you think? zdt
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