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How many vocalists does it take to change a lightbulb? Seventeen. One to change the bulb, and the other sixteen to fight over who is going to stand in the light, now it's fixed. How many Bass Guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They're not afraid of the dark.
How can you tell there is a bassplayer at the door? (Z hides behind one in case bassplayer doesn't like this one) He keeps knoking but doesn't know when to come in! Zarniroop (Ex-Pesident of the universe)
R.O.T.F.L.M.H.O. 
Definition of a flute: Pea-shooter with a range of up to 6 feet, blown transversly to confuse the enemy. What do you call two flutes playing in unison? A minor second. How many flute players does it take to change a light bulb? 5 - one to change the light bulb, one to pull the ladder out from under them and 3 to b*tch about how they could have done it better.
Hee Hee! Liked Those!
Ditto  Bassman 
Someone Get on my case, I've got loads of muso jokes waiting for an excuse! Did you hear the one about the bassplayer who locked his keys in the car? It took him an hour to get the drummer out!
An oldie but goldie!! Bassman
Give me a type of muso and I'll tell you the joke!
Singers, Guitarists, Drummers, Keyboard players. I want to be well armed for my band's next gig!! Ho Ho Bassman
How many singers does it take to change a light bulb? Wait for it! Just 1, they stand there with their hand in the air and expect tjhe whole world to revolve around them!
How do you know there is a Drummer at the door? Patience! He keeps knocking but doesn't know when to come in!
Sorry Dude, I've heard them all before  Bassman
Check out a few i posted here a while ago http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A430624
Great jokes Zarniwoop! Have you considered having them as part of the H2G2 Joke Directory? All you have to do is include a link to "So Long, And Thanks For Laughing" here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A227440 and let me know you've done it in this conversation, and I'll include a link to your jokes from the directory page.  <BB<
Am Drunk at the mo, so get back on my case and I've got a lot more muso jokes to post yet! Thanx again RWB!
Still a distinct lack of guitar jokes here...
So, how do yyou it's a singer knocking at your door? ... He can't find the key and doesn't know where to come in. Teehee.
I've not been by this page in such a long time. I'm gonna add these to the list when I have the chance...
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