Greetings unknown hiker
Before entering, it is a requirement that you leave your bags at the door. We don't make the same demand of your courtesy and good manners - please bring those in with you. We also ask that you refrain from using both the 'erm' and 'wah' smileys on these pages: 'wah' makes you look like a crybaby, while 'erm'... well, I just don't like it, so
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