Deep in the heart of the Netherlands (Holland) is the capital city of Amsterdam. There are three things that Amsterdam has that no other city in the world has.

A mildly narcotic plant, which when smoked produces a feeling of well-being or extreme paranoia. The conversation following the smoking of this plant can often be heard echoing from many a coffee shop door, and, as a result, Amsterdam is one of the only places in the world where you may hear such gems as:

• 'Like, ants are really the rulers of this planet.'
• 'No way, I could stand up, but I don't want to.'
• 'Ahhhhhhhh, it's all gone white!'

In Amsterdam it is possible and legal to buy sex. Obviously Amsterdam is not the only place where you can buy sex, but the difference in Amsterdam is that it's more of a shopping trip than a seedy affair in the dark. There are three types of prostitute from which to choose:

• Those you would.
• Those you wouldn't.
• 'Wow, man this stuff is strong, I can see an elephant in a