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Joe. Missing. Presumed Fed.
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Name: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects
Last posted: Jan 11, 2005

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Referenced Guide Entries
Neil Gaiman's Sandman
HP Lovecraft
Vampires
Terry Pratchett's Discworld
'The Stainless Steel Rat' by Harry Harrison
The Cure - the Band
Zaphodista Army of Cybernautic Liberation

Happy Birthbay H2G2!

spider

GnT Better Personal Space to Come Soon!!! (or maybe not...) GnT

bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep Hello all. Welcome to my little, seldom updated, mostly neglected page. Let's see.... Well, for those of you who'd like to know a bit about me, I live the U.S. But, don't hold that against me. winkeye The state of Florida, if you want me to be more specific. That's more-or-less why I'm the Patron Saint of Tacky Tourist Sounveirs. The other reason is because the partonage of the easily amused was already taken. Anyway, other than being a fan the Hitchhiker's Guide books, I'm also a fan of the Discworld books, Vampire Chronicles, Stainless Steel Rat, H.P. Lovecraft, Neil Gaiman's works (Sandman is GENIUS!), and so forth. I just got into Frank Herbert's Dune universe. It's a mind bogglingly outstanding work! I even love BOTH movies! Let's see, what other stuff do I like... Well, I like quite a lot of different kinds of music. The music I do like pretty much varies with my mood. If you asked me for my favorite band one day, you'd get a different answer the next day. I also tend to like The Cure, Royal Crown Revue, Dropkick Murphys... You get the idea. Also I'm into movies a bit. I really don't even know where to start listing those. I love WWII movies, Japanese movies (Love that Akira Kurosawa!), Hong Kong Action movies, a few comedies, cult movies (The Rocky Horror Picture Show! Buckaroo Banzai: Across the Eighth Dimension! Woohoo!), the list goes on. Anyway, right now, I'm employed as a laboratory technician (MADscientist ) at the local community college in my area. I'm the guy who actually dilutes your acids to usable concentrations and mixes up all of your experimental reagents and makes sure your petri dishes get incubated at the right temperature. If you've ever taken a chem or bio lab, you'll know what I mean. And, for gods' sakes, all of you at Uni, be nice to your lab tech and don't leave a big mess in the sink! grr I oughta found a "be nice to your lab tech society..." Hehehe. biggrin Well, that's about it for now.... If I think up anything more interesting, it'll be right here...skull run stout
A computer in a bin

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Name(s) and Title(s):
The Average Joe No One Ever Suspects, Keeper of Groovy-Ass Black Trenchcoats, Patron Saint of Tacky Tourist Souveniers (Wings read "I went to Heaven and all I got were these lousy wings!"), Knight in Pursuit of the True Meaning of Fashonable Tardiness, Thingite Tactical Advisor, Defender/Entertainer of the Ladies of Balwyniti, Zaphodista, pirate on the Blood, C.H.O.P.P.E.R.S. SuperHero, Official Joe of the Church of the Holy Tail, Were-Gorilla, ex-ACE
Alias(es):
Joe (obvious reasons), Meatloaf (I had a mullet at the time.), AJ, The Joeman
Age:
23, Born on: November 14, 1980, Scorpio
Blood Type:
A+
Eyes/Hair:
Blue/Light Brown
Height:
6ft.,2in.(184.5cm)
Inteligence:
Smart Ass
Allignment:
Very Odd
Occupation:
See Above
Treasure:
Broke.
Weak vs.:
Girls
Strong vs.:
Idiots
Stuff:

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Feel Free to Contact Me. I promise to at least say Hello. :-)
::Joeman6077@aol.com:: Just be sure to indentify yourself being from H2G2 as I tend to indescriminately delete anything I think is SPAM. You can also AIM me at Joeman6077, of course. zen ~n°
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From h2g2
Cabin 13 (V) The Lighthouse Bar
(Posted: Jan 11, 2005)
(Last reply: 4 Hours Ago)


From h2g2
back again
(Posted: Jun 18, 2004)
(Last reply: Yesterday)


From h2g2
No no no!!
(Posted: Jan 11, 2005)
(Last reply: Mar 11, 2012)


From h2g2
The captains private quarters (sign up here) II
(Posted: Apr 29, 2004)
(Last reply: Nov 25, 2011)


From h2g2
New Members Sign in Here
(Posted: Jun 13, 2003)
(Last reply: Nov 7, 2011)


From h2g2
The Lab
(Posted: Sep 10, 2002)
(Last reply: Feb 7, 2011)


From h2g2
So, here I am.
(Posted: Mar 7, 2001)
(Last reply: Dec 1, 2010)


From h2g2
Cabin 13 - The Lighthouse Bar
(Posted: Oct 2, 2001)
(Last reply: Nov 20, 2010)


From h2g2
This explains a lot...
(Posted: May 27, 2003)
(Last reply: Feb 10, 2010)


From h2g2
Rocky Horror Picture Show
(Posted: Dec 31, 2004)
(Last reply: Oct 24, 2008)


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From h2g2: A624359  Florida Researchers Unite!!! (Aug 31, 2001)

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These are all the Edited Entries to which this Researcher has contributed. They obviously read the Writing Guidelines and submitted their Guide Entries to Peer Review: why don't you too?

From h2g2: A848603  Surviving the Winter in a Student Household (Dec 6, 2002)
From h2g2: A517240  Great April Fool's Jokes and Tricks (Mar 29, 2001)

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