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(Nov 28, 2011)
This is confusing. Theres two of me.
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Entry the 14th
(Aug 12, 2009)
So here I am again back in the arms of bless'ed hootoo long-may-it-flourish. Why the absence I hear the cry?? Well, read the cry. Well, read the vague wonderings.
Anyway.
It is due to womanhood. I, against all the apporpriate odds have acquired a lady of virtue, a maid of unimpeachable honour and veracity and general all-round funkiness. She doesnt like me to spend all my time faffing with computers Damn.
Well, I say this, but I acquired her quite some time ago and have devoted a portion of my energies to softening her resolve and let me have some fun. This is akin to training a cat. Some scream from the rafters that it cannot be done, not on this sanctified Earth, but I argue that, same as a cat, if you arrange matters so that acceding to my will is to their own benefit...well...
Unfortunatly, unlike training a cat, a water pistol just annoys her, so I have employed that most manly of attributes, the Sulk. Not just any old sulk, the insufferable, pouty, whingy, 3 year old esque, stampy foot Sulk. The one that makes anyone with even a whiff of parental instinct cringe in their boots. The one which means a hastily adminstered chocolate bar saves 3 hours of angry noises and stomping about.
So far, it is working...I can devote SOME time to hootoo again...this is a start. I hope she never reads this else I suspect I will recieve a sound spanking. Hmm....not such a bad idea.
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Lucky 13th
(Jun 12, 2007)
To all whom it may concern, I know I havent been on H2G2 as frequently as I should, for which I apologise, but for the next month I have a legitmate excuse.
I am going to China.
Yes, really.
Ive been packing my bag for a week now.
So, see you all in a month (unless I find a chinese internet cafe, oh gosh  )
And yes I will talk all about it when I get back. Hell, I will probably make an entry out of it.
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Circle of 12 entry (12th that is)
(Nov 12, 2006)
Today I was upset when a customer decided he knew better than me about what we had in stock and confused me into taking him into the warehouse. I narrowly averted a telling off because said customer shut the hell up for more than a minute and I patiently explained what we had out in the main bit was all we actually had despite whatever suppositions he had that we were somehow 'hiding' things from him. Its like we didnt want his money. I hate people like that.
Im just glad its only a temp job
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Latest reply: Nov 20, 2006)
11th entry at long last!
(Jul 17, 2006)
Well chumlings, and I know exactly who is signed up to this journal, its been an exciting week, full of intrest and adventure involving travelling too much and annoying fun people.
But enough of that! What I wish to ask is that people go to my entries section and have a gander at the one entitled "Smugness", and give me valuble comments so that I may finally actually submit something useful to this glorious guide.
Go on, you know you want to read it anyway. 
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