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Name: GreeboTCat
Last posted: Jan 17, 2012



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Referenced Guide Entries
G.A.S. Headquarters
THE WALL
The Alphabet Sentence Challenge
The Cat-egories Catalogue


Referenced Researchers
Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive


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Watch Out.. Watch Out.. There's a Greebo about...

Greebo T. Cat
From an original drawing
by Amy the Ant

Hello old friends, new friends and friends yet to be, thankyou for coming to visit me in my home on h2g2. On this page you will find links to stuff that me has done at the guide, links to other good pages around h2g2, and a few odd things thrown in just for the fun of it...
As you can see by my picture, me is an orange (not ginger), rather cute cat... called Greebo by my mother (and 'you 'lil b****r' by my father), me grew into the wonderful immature cat you see before you now...
My hero is the Great Cheshire Cat who taught me all me knows... and the love of my life are doughnuts, followed closely by a glass of really cold milk and a straw... luckily you will find both in the Smileys, so they are very easy to give me... ~hint!! hint!!!~
Thank you for stopping by, please feel free to drop me a message if you feel like it... me would very much like to hear from you... Be good to yourself and be happy, the rest will take care of itself...


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I Survived Single Sign-on
Me enjoys pottering around h2g2... doing things that make me happy... and hopefully doing things that make others happy as well... See the links below... click on them and see where they go... h2g2 is magic like that... it can transport you to many different places...

Sorry to say most of these links have been buried in soft peat for a couple of years. Sad but true. Dig them up at your own risk... remember to wear a protective helmet at ALL times whilst investigating. THANK YOU.

  • Cat-egories - The cartoon series me designs for The Post... A new look at old words, nuff' said.
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  • The Wall - A place where you can leave a message to your fellow h2g2 researchers... now over 150 participants... tis a great place to go.
    UPDATED 01.10.04
  • The Greebo Appreciation Society -Want to join one of the first fan clubs on h2g2, then look no further than GAS. Set up for all those wanting to show appreciation for their favourite cat. 125 members so far.
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  • The Alphabet Sentence Challenge - Think you can write the ultimate sentence using only the letters of the alphabet in order? Then give it a go, lots of researchers already have, read their masterpieces while you think of one of your own.

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Greebo Needs Help!!
'OH GOOD GRIEF!!! CAN ANYONE HELP ME KEEP THIS ST..ST...STOOL STILL!!!'

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The Snigger incident... (Apr 30, 2009)
Hurrumph... do dah bebumple grump !!!!

Does one realise that there are very few web sites out the that will allow me to snigger with wild abandon.

Me likes to snigger...it makes me feel special.

Ahem... not that I don't feel special all the time... me is a very special cat as you all know...

So why oh why does me sniggering upset so many... many filters...

~huge sigh~

~even bigger sigh~

hugs Greebs xx


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(20 replies, Latest reply: Dec 12, 2010)

How many peas make up a spoonful? (May 21, 2008)
Answers on a postcard to the usual address pretty please... ~grin~ ~wink~ ~hungry wail~

Greebs xx
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(39 replies, Latest reply: Jun 6, 2008)

Greebo leaves the building... but will return... (Sep 30, 2004)
Yes tis true me has a moving date... Thursday 7th October... not sure if tis good or bad... as me will REALLY miss my Lair... but on the other paw me will have a brand spanking NEW Lair to enjoy... mixed blessings me thinks...

So with that news me will be leaving h2g2 for a couple of weeks maybe... me knows how much you will all miss me... and me understands as only someone with my ego can... you poor... poor... poor people... ~Greebo does the biggest group huggle ever imagined on h2g2~

The Lair computer is dismantled and boxed this weekend... so after that... tis just a large doughnut... er me means Greebo shaped hole left where me has been... please remember me well...

Me would like to take this oportunity that thank all those who have been an insperation to me during my time here at the Lair...

the doughnut delivery boy...
the milk lady...
the cleaner...
the de-fluffer (me bets you have the same problem with you belly button)...
the personal shopper...
the lady that does exercises for me...
that nice person who me can't recall the job description (Stooby)...
the religous person who calls every Sunday at lunch time...
the postman with the very nice knees...
the grumpy man who glares at me upon occasion...
Mister Upstairs...
Mister Further Upstairs...
the lady who me is nodding aquaintance with...
the maid...
the maid's maid...
the kennel maid...
the washer upper...
the lady who exercises the girls for me...
the little spider who grew bigger that lived in the wardrobe...
the monster under the bed...
the nice lady who moved in next door about the time me put the Lair up for sale so causing her great distress by thinking me was moving because she had arrived...
the motorbike shop across the road...
the nice man who paints and decorates...
the janitor...
the people who remove the empty doughnut boxes...
the person who drives me around (the bend quite often actually)...
the nice police people in their big van when they did that rather surprising drugs raid on the house up the road... (red faces all round then me thinks)...
the nice lady across the road, her husband and children... and of course thier little doggie chum...
The nice people in the corner shop...
My personal physician...
My brothers (where ever you be)...
My sisters (you are the best)...
All my other relations...
The very helpful lady from the phone company...
The team from Stargate who have kept me sane... or should that be insane...
The ironing gentleman...
And of course anyone else who knows me... you know who you are and you are all very special to me but me has forgotten your name and possibly what you look like... but don't worry me is a very shallow person like that... ~hugs~

Love.. Greebs...xx

P.S.

Please write some very nice things about me now as me is feeling insecire and nervous... thank you...

P.P.S.

You are al very...very..very...very...very... nice people...

P.P.S.S.

~snigger~
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(67 replies, Latest reply: Nov 29, 2008)

Moving... Bah Humbug!!! (Aug 27, 2004)
You know what people... if me had known what a totally horrendous time it was trying to buy and sell property... me don't think me would have bothered in the first place... DOH!!!

[PLEASE INSEERT HERE 1,500 WORD RANT ABOUT ESTATE AGENTS, SOLICITORS, MONEY LENDERS, BROKEN PROMISES AND PUT ON HOLD PHONE CALLS!!!]

Is it all worth it... ask me again in a months time... Bah Humbug indeed!!!!

Greebs..xx
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(25 replies, Latest reply: Jun 16, 2008)

Whhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! (Apr 30, 2004)
If anyone were to be here (not possible before this conversation is created of course) and happened to be looking up at just the right location in the stuff that makes up the top of a conversation (not sure what it is called... me supposes sky would do) then you might see a small black dot growing slowly bigger...

Realising as you stand there... looking up... that the dot is indeed getting much bigger, and is not just black but is in fact a most charming colour of bright orange (not ginger)... as well... you begin to slowly realise with a sudden panicky realisation sort of thingy... that the dot is actually heading your way very quickly...and is in fact (lots of facts around here today me thinks) very much larger than the first thought to be dot...

As true panic sets in... and your limbs become imovable (imoveable? - word needs sorting one day me thinks) with shock... you realise that the non dot is in fact a large (not overly large... maybe large boned would be more polite) orange and black cat of your aquaintance that is now falling at some speed towards you making a stange wailing noise... (rather like the subject line of this very conversation if you care to look again)...

Your last thought (well not last because you will of course survive the encounter) is to wonder if you had put clean underwear on this morning... and if it will remain that way by the time the medical type people had sorted you out when they arrive... to give you much need attention...


SPLAT!!!!!!!!!

DARKNESS!!!!!!!!!

OOAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFF!!!!!

Goodness... that could of been nasty if you hadn't of been there to break my fall like that...

Greebs..xx
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(62 replies, Latest reply: Jun 16, 2004)


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From h2g2: A3191663  Ghost Hunt (Oct 28, 2004)
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