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Welcome to
THE BASSMENT
My Home Since 2 July 1999
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I am a member of the
Classic Goo Fan Club
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( 47 - 2 ) - ( 8 - 5 ) = 42
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Look at my beautiful Artificial Horizon....
Made especially for me by
SEF
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If you'd like to have a bit of fun press here to find out what this page looks like in Swedish Chef, Red Neck, Elmer Fudd, Jive, Cockney, Moron, Pig Latin or Hacker speak. Go on try it - you know you want to. Trust me - you won't regret it (unless you're a Swedish Chef, a Cockney .....)
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Click here if you'd like to find out what your "Lord Of The Rings" name would be.
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Let's pause to reflect on the man who made all this possible.
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Douglas Noel Adams sadly missed by all at H2G2
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Douglas Noel Adams sadly missed by all at H2G2
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Greetings bipedal ape descendents, and any
other interested beings. I'm an ageing, crusty,
Engineer, who dabbles in a bit of Music
whenever possible.
| I play Bass Guitar, so my researcher name has no fishy leanings of any sort. Over the years I have had many hobbies and interests,
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To find out more click
HERE
I am:
The Lord High Executioner in the Court of King 2legs of H2G2.
The KEEPER of Impeccable Timing and Politikal Korrektness
Member of the Musician's Guild (Which makes me a MuG)
Self Proclaimed MASTER of the Duel Entendre
Member of
The Shakespearean Villains Club
Captain of the Chap's Club Bridge Team
Member of the Classic Goo Fan Club
Patron Saint of Flight Simulation
Member of the Queen Fan Club
The Minister ofBLACK
Chocolate Lover
CYNIC
A.C.E.
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Once again
WELCOME
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Come and meet the ACEs
If I'm Not In
Here are other Aces,
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If you have a question about the community, or Just wanna say hi then I will look forward to hearing from you.
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Researchers I have A.C.E.d
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The Last Bastion of Sanity
The Club is a tranquil haven of peace and quiet far from the modern world. We live in a better world full of wallahs and airforce types all having a friendly banter together and planning tip top wheezes. If you're a wag you'll be in good company.
Daringly Non-PC, the Chaps Club meets in the Clubhouse in the grounds of the Hotspot. If you decide to pop along do make sure you're sporting either your regimental or old school tie of course. Wouldn't want any Riff Raff getting eh !
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I'm a MuG, a member of the
h2g2 Musicians Guild
The Musicians Guild is a virtual
club for musicians, singers,
composers, and other music
aficionados at h2g2.
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Please request a biker smiley!
If you have comments
or wish to e-mail me:
Mail Bassman
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Here is a picture of Greebo. T. Cat
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Tony Negus - You Now Owe Me In Excess Of £20 000 Plus interest you Cheating *******.
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A Potted History Of My Rise To Fame!!
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Welcome to this Researcher's Journal. If you'd like to comment on anything they have written here, just click the relevant 'Discuss this Entry' button. Why do all things go wrong at once - at Christmas?
(Dec 27, 2008)
My - just out of warrantee - watch started gaining 15 minutes per hour, then stopping if I took it off. It's got one of those self-winding mechanisms.
The surface under the tiles of my kitchen floor has crumbled, leaving two of the tiles falling apart. I'll have to re-do the whole floor.
I have damaged my phone in some perverse manner, which now never has any reception.
Half the downstairs lights in my house all connected to one circuit breaker have stopped working, despite the circuit breaker giving out 240 volts - maybe a lost return? And worst of all - there's signs of Overheating in the fuse box as well - just great. I can see it either costing me an arm and a leg to get fixed, or ages proving it's the builder's fault and having to claim it on the NHBC guarantee.
I can see this is all payback for winning a set of wheels and tyres for my car on ebay, for an incredible price!
Bassman
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(12 replies,
Latest reply: Feb 21, 2009)
Looking Back
(Nov 20, 2008)
I was just looking back through my journal and saw the one about having more memory for my computer delivered. The jolly thing went slower with if fitted! I tried the mew bank on it's own and it worked fine, it just wouldn't work with two banks in there - never mind, went out and bought a dual processor last year, which is lurvely.... Click here to discuss this
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Back for good?
(Feb 8, 2008)
I was mentioning H2G2 to an old school pal the other day and realised it had been ages since I was active on the site. My intention is to pop in a few times a week to keep things fresh - but not to spend every waking hour here like I used to - I don't have the time or the opportunity these days.
Last time I looked at the calendar - it was still February - right?
Why is it then, that when I washed my car this afternoon, that before I could wax it, I had to flick off the aphids. What's going on? They're still putting salt on the roads for crying out loud!!
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(4 replies,
Latest reply: Nov 28, 2008)
M25 Speed Camera Fiasco....
(Nov 14, 2005)
I was driving back round the M25 (not a car park on this occasion) after my gig on Saturday night - it was probably 02.30 or there abouts. I'd got my cruise control set to 75, a little over the limit yes, but I'll not be setting off any cameras. There was only one other car on my side of the road that I could see, which went past me like a Bat Out Of Hell - setting off a camera
Does that mean that I'm going to get a ticket?
I shall have to hope that the positional relationship between the two cars, was such that I wasn't over the graticules painted on the road, which I don't think I was, but that's only in retrospect. I wasn't thinking about that at the time, I just thought that'll teach you. Then realised what speed I was in fact doing. There's always the "no film in the camera" option and the "my speedo over reads" option. I hope one of those saves me. Click here to discuss this
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Latest reply: Dec 23, 2005)
A Good Deed Goes Bad....
(Jul 24, 2005)
Just my luck....
I stopped on the way home from work this morning to go to the aid of a young lad who had gone onto one of the roundabouts in town "A tad too fast" I think is what he said. Looking at the damage to his car - the OSF wheel tucked neatly under the wing was a bit of a give-away as to the understatement he'd made.
We tried to move the vehicle from it's resting place - half way across the exit from the roundabout, but of course were unable. As I turned to go back to my car, I spotted a chunk of brake disc on the road. Thinking that the pointy end might easily go into a tyre if driven over, I bent down to pick it up, only to find - from the searing pain shooting up my arm, that the thing was still stupidly hot.
I've now got a lovely set of burns on my thumb, index and middle fingers.
I could have just driven past - like all the other miserable sods.... Click here to discuss this
(14 replies,
Latest reply: Aug 6, 2005)
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Your Favourite Lyric from a song (Nov 29, 2008)
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Tips on Job Applications and CVs (Jul 30, 2003)
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The h2g2 Essex Researchers Group (Jul 5, 2003)
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The Worst Song You Ever Heard (Jan 9, 2003)
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The Best Song You Ever Heard (Jan 9, 2003)
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Pappy-isms, or the wisdom of the aged (Nov 5, 2002)
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United Friends of H2G2space (Feb 28, 2002)
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The Task (Jan 5, 2002)
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"Ministry of BLACK" - Badges (Dec 19, 2001)
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Rules of The Ministry of BLACK (Dec 18, 2001)
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Pappy-isms - the Wisdom of the Aged (Jan 9, 2003)
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