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Facts about DelphicOracle's "real" life: be aware that she runs a virtual pub and knows a lot about children's TV. Anything else is open to question...

	Prophecies for 2001

This is what the Oracle foresees for the dawn of the 21st century:-

• Most bits of the 20th century will continue as before.
• That is, apart from the bit about Ewan McGregor not answering my phonecalls. He will now see the error of his ways.
• And there will be flying cars. Obviously.
• Errr... that's it.

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¹ A little-known borough of East London.

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