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First of all, Credit Card ready because VA sells art prints! http://vauxhaulastra.deviantart.com/store/ You find yourself in a room that is a complete mess. Half drunk cups of cold tea lie hap-hazardously around a table, which is covered in inked line drawings. In a corner a shiny matter transporter/toaster combo bleeps away binararilay to itself. The walls are lined with posters which read:
*Don't Forget You Towel*
*101 things not to do at the showing of the HHGTTG Movie*
*If you've done six impossible things this morning, why not round it off with breakfast at Millyway's-The restaurant at the end of the Universe! *
*Arthur Dent Hitchhiked around the Galaxy, and all I got was this Lousy Poster*
You hear a feint whirring and a door (which has just materialized out of nowhere) opens.
At first you can't see anything except whiteness, because there's nothing there.
But now somebody appears beside you, a teenage girl with a kind of hair do that looks as though it has been dragged through several thousand hedges, backwards. She says>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
'Sorry about the mess, I've been spending a lot of time in another universe and you kind of loose track of things.' She motions to a large and lumpy bean bag you realise has changed colour since you arrived, 'Have A seat, oh by the way, I'm Vauxhaul Astra, I like that hat.'
What did you say you name was?!
Vauxhaul Astra, as in the car Vauxhall Astra. Like Ford Prefect, only more modern. And my younger sister is Opal Astra, As in Opel Astra. Boring? Then All right, I have many others... HIJ, Alphabetical initials which sound groovy. Clip Clop, this is apparently the sound my feet make when they trip each other up. Fuzzy Wuzzy, apparently referring to my hair. VA, Vaux. Holl. Puffy Marshmallow? Cream Cracker? Or squish a pile of them togeather to make.. CreamCrackerPuffyMarshmallowFuzzyWuzzyClipClop. Or just Call me Holly.
Email ME holly200@hotmail.co.uk Same address for MSN messenger
Read Request Book!!
Stuff That scares the Hec otta me 1. Heights 2. Most things which involve pain 3. Being separarted from my computer for too long Stuff that I love 1. EvilClaw 2. Computers 3.THHGttG (obviosly) Ahhhh! Medals!!!
I Got EvilClaw Made into A teaslave and all I got was this lousy medal. | | MotMV | MotMV | | |
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Interesting stuff I have come up with One slip of the tonge and you can be branded fo rlife, especially if you are holding a lolly in one hand, and a hot poker in the other.My Sites!!
BUY MY PRINTS!
PRINTSI'm a commmunity artist
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(Feb 9, 2007)
*Very annoyed*
http://vauxhaulastra.livejournal.com/
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Broadband!!!!!!!
(Dec 1, 2006)
Yay!
I have the allmighty!
DOwnload rate= 70x faster.
Internet speed= very fast whatever it is.
Horah!!
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Where Have I BEEN?!
(Sep 6, 2006)
Well, computer refused to start on MONday which was my last day of freedom before School started.
Brought it to the computer guy, he said it was HARDRIVE FAILURE....
BUt then he looked at it on tuesday nad it was just spyware.
Pleh.
Oh, have you noticed?
My comic?
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation...xhaulastra+sort%3Atime+-in%3Ascraps
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Journal 09 August
(Aug 9, 2006)
Journal 09 August 2006
So got back from holland couple of weeks ago.
Been watching TV, drawing that sort of thing.
I make some cake and some buns that didn't rise.
And some Guide art I need to finish.
I refused to get a new blazer becuse they cost £59. Yikes. And Mom had already spent over £130 getting my sister all her school uniform and PE uniform.
Gardening, task-pull up all weed along 400 meter strech of oung hedge with rest of family. Owch, my back.
My computer is making weird noises every now and again. It's a weird clunking from the hard drive, procded with the computer freezing and unfreezing.
I think something's blocking the fan, because that's the only thing in there that moves.
Back to school on september 4 or something. That'll be my 2 months up, It may seem a lot, but NI schools have less holidays throughout the year compared to the rest of the UK so we have a long summer instead.
It's cold, wet and raining.
Soooooo.... Art updates?
DeviantART
TotTR Character sheet (Print Available) - http://www.deviantart.com/deviation...xhaulastra+sort%3Atime+-in%3Ascraps
New mini comic- kinshou hakkyou #2. http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/37332175/
Animal Comic (very funny, you must see it!) http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/37699156/
Young Douglas Adams Portrait (Print Available) - http://www.deviantart.com/deviation...xhaulastra+sort%3Atime+-in%3Ascraps
Wizard - http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/37324013/
Darth Vaux- http://www.deviantart.com/deviation...xhaulastra+sort%3Atime+-in%3Ascraps
A Wedding That... - http://www.deviantart.com/deviation...xhaulastra+sort%3Atime+-in%3Ascraps
Warrior Woman - http://www.deviantart.com/deviation...xhaulastra+sort%3Atime+-in%3Ascraps
GuideART
*http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/A292790 Terry Pratchett's Discworld
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/A383960 Saturn
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/A356852 The Sun
*http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/A2903726 Aragorn - A Character from 'The Lord of the Rings'
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Tearoom Art! Whoooop!
(Jul 11, 2006)
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/36146435/
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaan, this took a long time.
I've been working on this since the 20 May.
Oy!
It the Characters and Friends form The Tales of the Tearoom comic and.. um tearoom.
<b> So what took a long time? </b>
Well Chronomanicmachanic's multicloured shirt took a while, beacuse It's all hand done.
The check on GodBen's Robe collar took ages.
And Jack's hair, well, is very detailed and I spent much time on it.
All, in all the colouring of this peice lasted about 8 hours.
The Line art was drawn on 3 sheets of A3 pages, 3 hours.
It's going for prints. Posters, mugs and postcards.
Whoo!
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