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Don't panic, Captain Arnold Judas Rimmer is here.
Allow me to introduce myself, I am AJ Rimmer (BSC SSC), Technician 2nd class onboard the JMC mining ship
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Male, 19 from Sweden. Cynical, narcassistic, neurotic, compulsive and completely mental at times! Yet I'm perfectly convinced everyone around me are totally insane.
I arrived at this conclusion only a mere few moments after being born, and have yet to be proven otherwise. But don't worry, I've grown to like crazy people! 
As for my interests, I like to watch TV, play computer games, read, write, anything that can involve me in a different kind of universe, and writing is something I try time and time again at, to disastrous results. Additionally; Everything after this sentence may or may not be horribly out-dated and/or pure lies.
Obviously, me on h2g2 is completely different from me in real life. Here I may appear nerdy, insecure and uninteresting.
Nothing could be further from the truth. But I've tried to leave my mark on a few little things here and there on h2g2.
You'll notice alot of them have died since I joined. Weird how things work out huh?
I have a pitch at the far corner of The campsite
Join the  The Ragnorak pirates.
I am also the highest ranking crewmember onboard Red Dwarf which I founded together with Existential Elevator.
Join Red Dwarf and see space!
I am deputy, vice-minion maitenance repairman of thingite stuff .
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Day of days by me and Tosh!
The Simpsons world
The Terranic army.
Regiment Gazpacho.
Finally, I've reached the position of power I deserve! And I didn't need to take an exam!
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Welcome to this Researcher's Journal. If you'd like to comment on anything they have written here, just click the relevant 'Discuss this Entry' button. BOO!
(Oct 24, 2011)
Hey y'all.
...I don't expect there'll be many a-person reading this, but... hi!
...I have been away. I'm back now.
...Bye!
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This! Day! Sucks!
(Mar 7, 2006)
Cursed be the jerk(s) who stole my laptop! May their children suffer from Acne, and their houses decrease in value!
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Things are bad right now.
(Nov 20, 2005)
There is an unprecedented amount of poop on my fan right now. My sister, brother, his girlfriend and my mother is at the hospital now looking after my grandfather who broke his leg tonight because of his far developed, inoperable prostate cancer which has been growing for months but he only found out a week ago. My grandmother's mind is going because of her long stay in a rest home for the last few months because of a fall so she's very confused right now.
My sister is under investigation by social services because her ex-fiancée and his new woman are trying to prove her an unfit mother. I'm in love with a girl who probably doesn't feel the same about me and my grandfather probably won't be able to get back home ever again, if he gets to leave the hospital at all he'll probably spend the rest of his life in a wheelchair. But the way it's looking now his life won't be long anyway.
Sorry for dumping this on whoever might be reading but I need to get it off my chest and despite my long periods of absence from this place, h2g2 is still the most supportive internet community I've come across.
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Happy birthday to me...
(May 16, 2004)
Hey-ho! Something interesting is actually happening to me!
I'm 16 years old today and- (this is where the interesting part is) I'm going to Poland on a school trip! only three from my class is going with me though. We're gonna visit Auschwitz and a few other places. Tomorrow by this time I'll be in Warzaw! And I'll be gone for a week.
We're leaving the 16th of may, when I'm 16, at 16:00... weird.
Anyhoo, see ya! When I get home, I'm bringing back communism with me. And polka!
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Accomplishing sumthin'
(Apr 29, 2004)
Today I finished a Half-life Fan fiction that took me two weeks. I'm so proud right now.
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