UnOfficial h2g2 Lurker

Captain Kebab has (mostly) left the building, but may occasionally be found lurking, and even more occasionally will indulge in a drive-by posting. If you have a sudden and inexplicable urge to contact me, have a word with Granny Weatherwax who has my contact details. I theng yew.

Who is Captain Kebab?

Male, English, over 21 and under 60.

Married, no kids, one seriously violent cat, one fishtank.

Grow bonsai trees, they are quiet, don't eat a lot, don't need much exercise and don't bite the postman. I recommend them as pets.

Drive around in a 1961 Hillman Minx when the weather is nice, but I live in Manchester so it's generally not. I'm a mine of useless information about British cars of the 1950s and 60s, and always keen to learn more. Happy to share as well, if you think it might help.

Enjoy football (that's soccer if you're American, in which case the next bit probably won't mean much to you), I'm a Manchester City fan, the kind that goes regularly. For the avoidance of doubt I was a Manchester City fan when they had no money, in fact I was a Manchester City fan when they were good last time around before they were rubbish for years and I have followed them through thin since 1966. So now we've won the lottery I'm making the most of it.

Enjoy beer, as long as it's real ale, and whisky, as long as it's single malt, enjoy kebabs, as long as they're large donner with chilli sauce and especially if they follow beer and/or whisky. "Do people eat donner kebabs when they're sober?" you ask. Well, I do. I suppose I'm pretty much Homer Simpson when it comes to conspicuous consumption of foodstuffs. I'm also a fan of curries. Mmm, curry.

Do enjoy Hitchhikers' Guide - that's how I got here, also by following Dirk Gently's advice on navigation.

	What do I get up to?

I enjoy researching for the Beer Review Page

And I'm in the Association of Researcher Skeptics (click the box if you don't believe me)

I'm a ROVer! Find out more about Researchers of the Village, h2g2's fan club for The Prisoner.

Mrs Kebab, aka the Admiral is here too.

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	Welcome to this Researcher's Journal. If you'd like to comment on anything they have written here, just click the relevant 'Discuss this Entry' button. Just passing through? (Mar 27, 2008) I haven't posted on h2g2 for about 3 years, although I've passed through for the occasional lurk. And then somebody on a footie message board I frequent said they'd been playing with Safari for Windows so I thought I'd try a few websites to see if I like it (which I don't think I do, think I'll stick with Firefox - although according to my homepage I was an Opera user when I was last here). Anyhow, I thought I'd see if I still exist in this incarnation - and I do. Which is kind of It's interesting to look back and see what's changed and what's not. I kind of got a bit tired around here - the atmosphere of the board had changed a lot since I first found it, and apart from the people I'd got to know (hi, if you're reading this ) it all went a bit dull. Which is a shame, when I first got involved it was a blast. I think it started going downhill for me when there was a big influx of people who'd previously been involved in some social website the name of which escapes me which they'd accessed through Telewest digiboxes. I think, could be wrong, I've slept since then. It disappeared, or they lost access, or both, and they claimed asylum here as something near what they'd had - but it wasn't the same. Nowt against them, but they had different interests. I'm probably just passing through, to be honest, but I'll have a nosey around while I'm here. As for me - well, things are the same but different. Still working in the same sort of area of the same industry, though I've changed companies since I was here last (although I still work with many of the same people) and have been promoted a couple of times. I currently get to travel around quite a bit, which is nice when it's a trip to Europe, not so nice when it's a wet couple of days in Swindon. Still have the Hillman Minx, still watching City (actually more regularly than I was when I was last here - all the home games, about half the aways, and I have a side-kick, the nine-year-old son of a mate of mine who I take to most games. The son, not the mate, she's a red. Costs me a fortune in Fruit Pastilles and Ribena. And I'm still doing the martial arts bit - I don't teach anybody at the mo, and I don't train as regularly as I'd like with all the traveling, but even after 35 years of study there's still plenty for me to learn. I wonder if anybody will read this. I'll just have to check back in a bit and see if there are any bites.... Click here to discuss this (20 replies, Latest reply: May 8, 2010) It's the end of the road... (Sep 1, 2003) I think my Morris Minor has passed away. There was a little hole in the chassis by the rear spring hanger on which she failed her MOT. Only on investigating the hole it just got bigger and bigger. It could be done for a couple of hundred quid, and if my welding skills were up to it (and I had any welding gear) I could probably do it, but it's not worth paying somebody else to do it. I only paid £500 for her and have used her for 3 years as a daily runner. She hasn't let me down and drives really well, and she's probably still worth £200 as she is, so she owes me nothing at all, but it's a shame. She's far too good to scrap, so hopefully somebody with more time and inclination will buy her and put her back on the road. Goodbye little car... Click here to discuss this (14 replies, Latest reply: Apr 10, 2004) Marc-Vivien Foe (Jun 27, 2003) Too stunned for words. RIP Marc. Click here to discuss this (1 reply, Latest reply: Jun 27, 2003) Computers - doncha just love 'em? (Jun 6, 2003) I got a call at work from the Admiral last week to say the pooter had gone off and wouldn't reboot. When I got home, I found it totally dead. I tried a different lead and socket, but no joy. I checked the power switch with a multimeter, and it was closing the circuit, so I took myself off and bought a new power supply. It didn't make a ha'porth of difference. Worried now, I tried swapping out the ram chips, and another bios battery, but nothing helped. So that left the motherboard and CPU. I didn't see any point in just buying one without the other, so I nipped out on Saturday morning and bought a new board and CPU. When I finished building it up, I couldn't find a monitor port, and realised I'd bought a board without a onboard graphics (unlike my old one). So off I went to buy a graphics card, brought it home and tried to install it. Then I took the trouble to read the instructions for the mainboard and realised it needed and AGP card, not a PCI one. So back to the store to change that. Finally I was ready to go. Plugged in, switched on, the fan started ... and then stopped. No beeps, nothing. I tried again and it was dead. Eventually I found that if I unplugged the power supply from the board and plugged it back in again the fan would go once, but that was it. So I tried the old CPU - and it booted! Well, kind of. Windows wouldn't load. I could get into safe mode, though, and there ensued several hours of checking settings and retrying. Eventually, I found the page file was set too small, and got into Windows. And ran a virus check and got booted out. I tried installing Windows on a spare hard drive, but it kept falling over. By now I'd concluded that the new CPU was faulty, so I took it back the next day after work. The tech at the store checked it and agreed it was dead. They replaced it without demur, and I took the opportunity to ask the tech for advice. He suspected (as did I by now) that my old CPU was on the way out. So I went home, ready to install the new CPU. And when I was undoing the clip for the processor fan, my screwdriver slipped and I clobbered the chipset with it. What a plonker! Back to the store for a new motherboard before they shut, and (with considerable care) I rebuilt the PC. And I turned it on. And the fan went for a second, and then it died. Aaaaaarrrrggghhhh! I saw no point in going any further, and the next day returned the CPU. When the tech (a different one) tried it, it was fine. On being told my saga, he suggested that the motherboard may be shorting on the case, and told me to reinstall it with the foam pad from the package beneath. Which I did - and the PC booted. Huzzah! I still don't understand why it would boot with the old CPU, nor why it had gone completely dead on Friday, but at least I was moving forward. Only Windows still wouldn't load - not even into safe mode - all I got was the BSOD I'd seen so much of over the previous few days. At this point I tried reinstalling Windows on the spare drive - and finally I had a pooter that worked. Fortunately all my files remained on the original HDD, and I now have a long job reinstalling all my software, so I probably shan't be around h2g2 much for a few days, but if you're reading my journal and were wondering where I've been, there's your answer! Click here to discuss this (2 replies, Latest reply: Jun 8, 2003) End of an era (May 13, 2003) Not been on h2g2 for a few days, real life didn't allow, but I want to post this whilst the memory is fresh. Last Sunday, 11 May, I went to Maine Road to watch City's last ever match there before moving to the City of Manchester Stadium next season. I really, really desperately wanted to be there - and I was lucky enough to get a corporate ticket for the posh seats at £150 (face value). I didn't think I'd be particularly emotional, but so much history, so many memories. That football ground has been the scene of some of my happiest memories, and some of the saddest, but over all is the memory of standing at the back of the old Kippax Street terrace, jammed in tight with my mates and 26,000 other bodies in that single stand alone, 53,000 in the crowd, all of us singing our hearts out and consumed in ecstasy when Colin Bell or Francis Lee or Mike Summerbee or Rodney Marsh or Dennis Tueart or Trevor Francis buried the ball in the back of the net. People who don't follow football just don't get it, but it's such an all-encompassing passion - I love my football club! So, I didn't shed a tear, but I felt myself filling up as I walked through the exit gates for the last time ever. Still, hopefully we'll escape the infamous gypsy curse said to be on Maine Road. I can't wait to see my new seat in the City of Manchester Stadium - I don't even know where it is yet, but I know I've got one. I'm sure it will be a seat for a roller coaster ride. CTID! 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	These are all the Guide Entries this Researcher has created. If you'd like to read them, click on the link, and if you want to talk about them, use the 'Discuss this Entry' button when you get there. From h2g2: A961760  Bog Roll. Over, Under, Or Not At All? (Feb 9, 2003) From h2g2: A934355  1001% Xcentric (Jan 16, 2003) From h2g2: A867044  Pappy-isms, or the wisdom of the aged (Nov 5, 2002) From h2g2: A864911  101 ways to tell that the public toilet you are in is not a nice one (Nov 2, 2002) From h2g2: A859737  Ways of Making a Good Cup of Tea (Oct 27, 2002) From h2g2: A858666  Things that will need explaining to our children (Oct 25, 2002) From h2g2: A794991  Captain Kebab's Link Page (Jul 28, 2002) From h2g2: A720361  Astro-logica Banner (Mar 30, 2002) From h2g2: A712595   Birth sign poll - Astro-logica - H2G2 Astrology Guild. (Mar 19, 2002) From h2g2: A676811  The Opera Web Browser (Jan 3, 2002) Click here to see more Guide Entries		These are all the Edited Entries to which this Researcher has contributed. They obviously read the Writing Guidelines and submitted their Guide Entries to Peer Review: why don't you too? From h2g2: A3769095  The 1980s - Music (Mar 10, 2005) From h2g2: A3768915  The 1980s - Technology (Mar 10, 2005) From h2g2: A3768825  The 1980s - World Events (Mar 10, 2005) From h2g2: A3768762  The 1980s - Fashion (Mar 10, 2005) From h2g2: A3768393  The 1980s - Films and Television (Mar 10, 2005) From h2g2: A972290  Bog Roll - Over, Under or Not at All? (Mar 26, 2003) From h2g2: A906617  Ways of Making a Good Cup of Tea (Jan 20, 2003) From h2g2: A893388  Pappy-isms - the Wisdom of the Aged (Jan 9, 2003) From h2g2: A738669  Growing Up in the 1980s (Aug 2, 2002) From h2g2: A738597  Classic Football Moments (Jun 21, 2002) Click here to see more Edited Entries

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