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(Mar 26, 2012)
Although I do not know where to, I propose the creation of a comedy sketch, something along the lines of Monty Python, or some other comedy TV show, that will teach the general public something about life, the universe, or just about anything. There could be anything in it just like there is in a normal television channel, except it will all be mostly true and completely humorous.
If you by any chance find this idea lying around please pass it on to the right people and hopefully at the right time to get it done!
P.S. I would be happy to co-author it but as I have no experience with TV shows I would not trust to do it myself.
Good Day,
Travel Safishly
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True Love - poem
(Mar 26, 2012)
Why I can not write:
this is a little poem I wrote once about true love. I do not think I can make it into a guide entry so here tiz:
True Love \ Tal
True love comes in little letters
written on post-it notes.
It builds up
slowly
like moss on a stone in the river,
like a vine climbing up on an old wall.
True love comes in short conversations
that pause
in two words
but never end and last
forever.
True love comes in many little packages
with lollypops and popsicle sticks
little chats
and magic tricks
True love is... well you can't define it
it just suddenly appears
after many days
of wonder
True love comes in little letters
written on post-it notes.
It starts with a look
and with a shy "hi,"
but it never ends
there.
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Things you ignore
(Mar 26, 2012)
The Most Unsuccessful Newspaper of Times
here you will find the most boring and uninteresting news of the day that will not only not add to your knowledge at all, but will also waste your time, your energy, and throw lots of double negatives at you! Beware!
I just thought that no wonder viruses attack you; flies follow you and buzz in your ears; and wasps come at night to suck your blood. They are lonely. Dust mites, cockroaches, they all do not have any friends. Most animals eat them. We ignore them. When did you last talk to a dust mite? They only look for a friend that will not try to turn them into sear-fried-shrimps, and we go looking for chemicals to suck the life out of them. Why not sit down and talk with a fly and let time zap by? It wants all its life to grab your attention. Unlike bees and ants that have special rituals and colonies and even a pretty interesting social life, flies, wasps, and roaches have almost no friends, their first instinct is to get glued to anything that they see. You could just politely ask it to go away. Or just do whatever you always do to things you do not want to talk to. No, throwing them into the toilet is not an option. Nor is shooting them with a laser. Recent studies suggest that you stop ignoring them but instead give them something to do. Timber Ahsely, a co-founder and president of Fleas for Flies invites everyone to support it in the creation of various different attractions and sites for wasps and flies around Europe. Similar sites for cockroaches will be founded around the central Americas. Attractions will include various activities such as bowling, bonfires, ball-games, windshield-crashing, being stepped on with a boot, and more. For more information call Fleas for Flies but good luck reaching them, because nobody over here has.
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Notes about notes and what not to write in them
(Mar 26, 2012)
INTRODUCTION
Notes about things that notes should not be written about. Firstly you should not write too many notes about notes. Secondly you should not be writing notes about that either. Finally that does not have to be part of a note nor should this sentence, but because it is, you will soon understand that reading this note about notes and what not to put in them is, in face, a waste of time. Seeing that you are reading this, and wasting your time, you are probably very bored. So, in fact, wasting your time is exactly the type of action you are wanting to do. In which case you could write a note about that. Or about writing notes. Or about writing notes about reading notes about writing notes. Or, in fact, anything that comes into your head.
NOW TO THE POINT
Among the things notes should not be written about are the collections of things you do not want to be read about you, because notes, being notes, are usually read by people passing by looking at them. If you do find yourself writing a note about something personal, you would want to hide it. This note should then be hidden in a place you visit occasionally, such as your wallet. In a convenient position, such as of your glasses, where you will be able to see it. Then you will need to guard it, only to find that your archenemy overlooked what you write from behind your back. Another list of things you should not write notes about is where you keep your notes. Why not just keep them all in the same place in the first place? (that's already two places right there) and if you do, well here they are!
You should not write a note about your significant other, as it may harm your relationship, sort of like a paper cut does to your finger (it stings).
You should not write notes about stopping something. If you are doing it, you will not notice the note.
You should never write a note about something you would not tell your best friend.
*You should never write a note about mice.
Come later for where you should not hide a note...
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