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Greetings, fellow thinking persons. My name is simply Bahb. i am sometimes referred to as The Wonderful Water-Closet Wailer because i like to hang around in the restroom of the Aroma cafe' playing my saxophone.
I have a fairy living in my saxophone! The story behind this is rather long; perhaps I'll tell it later. her name is Twinkie the Sax Sprite.(I sometimes call her Twink.)
You will find that I am a semi-diligent and mostly intelligent researcher, if sometimes cryptic, inconsistent, stubbornly inaccurate, and quite often boring and possesed of fanatically bad wit.
But then, most of those terms could be fairly accurately employed to describe the Guide itself! So I guess I'll fit in quite well here,
won't I?
As a little side note, I will not be held responsible for anything you read here. No matter that I actually AM responsible for it. It was your choice to come here and read my rubbish and if you like it (all TWO of you), fine, if not, also fine. However, I encourage you to visit me and discuss my entries as often as possible, if only to brutally and mercilessly belittle my sadly presumptuous scribblings.
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a bit of sarcasm...
(Last Posting: Jul 3, 2000)
Twinkie's Sax Sensation
(Last Posting: Jun 23, 2000)
Welcome!
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Welcome to this Researcher's Journal. If you'd like to comment on anything they have written here, just click the relevant 'Discuss this Entry' button. Bahb's Restaurant Experiences
(Jun 14, 2000)
due to my recent employment at a family restaurant, my views of said family restaurants have become totally warped. this will very likely inspire me to write a guide entry, but i'm afraid i haven't got any energy left over at the moment from working.
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deuce
(Jun 6, 2000)
i have come to the conclusion that i was mistaken about the laws of the universe being easily narrowed down. in fact, the biggest problem with this sort of thing is that there are so many different misleading paths that branch out all over the place that it is impossible to narrow it down enough to be able to say anything definitive. however, my intention to study it pretty much still goes. nothing i like better than a pleasantly futile task. think later i'll take heebiephone lessons...
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Bahb:Journal Entry 1
(Jun 3, 2000)
The laws of the universe, while they may seem to have no consistent or predictable order or regard for those who would study them, can in fact be narrowed down fairly accurately by a sufficiently cynical
person. It is one of my ambitions, in the short, insignifigant, nearly, undetectable eyeblink in time that is my existence, to explore these and many other realities, factoids, theories, hypotheses, and deranged writings by insane unemployed circus clowns residing in the lowest depths of the swamps of Jaglan beta. I hope you enjoy it, otherwise there won't have been much point to the whole thing, will there?
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