Posted May 28, 1999 by S.R.A.H.
I have been told that panto is for kids.
If it is true then the kids going to panto must be considered extreamly dangerous as each requires guarding by three adults.
That, or adults drag kids off the street so they have an excuse to act like five-year-olds in public.
Posted Jun 1, 1999 by Zem
This is a reply to this Posting.
Guilty as charged, yer Honour...
I seem to remember borrowing a niece in order to see the Crystal Maze - so Panto's not the only dangerous piece of entertainment around.
Now I have my own kids - so I get to use them whenever I want.. (Toy Story, Bug's life, etc.) Why else would you have kids, after all?
Another benefit to having a kid is the toys. My nipper has a wooden train set. It is now huge with electric engines. It's GREAT.
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