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Subject: Help!
Posted Sep 13, 2005 by Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences
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I've been conned into quitting smoking cross . Bxstxrd. I *like* smoking.

I deeply dislike the feeling that I'm going to rip someone's head off any second grr

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Subject: Help!
Posted Sep 13, 2005 by Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences
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...and no one mentioned headaches in relation to giving up, either. steam .

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Subject: Help!
Posted Sep 13, 2005 by Felonious Monk - h2g2s very own Bogeyman
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So how did THIS come about?

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Subject: Help!
Posted Sep 13, 2005 by Researcher 220722
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I thought you got conned into quitting smoking two months ago (when Blues stopped drinking).

What happened?

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Subject: Help!
Posted Sep 13, 2005 by Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences
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A good mate of mine is a salesman. A very *good* salesman. Don't you just hate conversations when you know you're being steered, but can't do anything about it? In effect, he guilt-tripped me. Which is an impressive achievement given my usual lack of guilt.

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Subject: Help!
Posted Sep 13, 2005 by Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences
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Yeah, but Az, I managed to fend that one off. He had another go, and was rather more successful this time. A combination of guilt/goading means that if I'm still smoking next Monday, I will have admitted to having no balls (metaphorically speaking).

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Subject: Help!
Posted Sep 13, 2005 by Online NowGnomon does it all by himself
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You'll have my undying respect if you succeed! As well as having balls. Metaphorically.

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Subject: Help!
Posted Sep 13, 2005 by Ferrettbadger. The Renegade Master
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laugh

Ahhh other peoples discomfort....

I *really* love watching people trying to give up smoking. Especially when they fail and I can be extra smug and pious winkeye ...


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Subject: Help!
Posted Sep 13, 2005 by Online Now(Mahatma) 2legs - Resident loon and Cloud Cuckoolander -- Bliss is folding towels.
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Headaches, lots and lots of sore throats, sinus trubble, irratability, wrestlesness, fatigue, coughing, all can be expected (at least my Father managed to get all those). A simple remidy, Don't give in! carry on smoking! biggrin evilgrin devil yikes run

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Posted Sep 13, 2005 by Online NowGnomon does it all by himself
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There are huge benefits too, though. Life compared with death.

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Subject: Help!
Posted Sep 13, 2005 by saranoh - good girl gone Essex
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Bummer. Welcome to the club.

I still feeling pretty zen about it still, not feeling like ripping people's heads off yet (apart from the annoying colleague but I wanted to rip her head off when I was on 20 a day, so no change there).

wah I want to smoke. I hate the fact that I can't wah <stompsfeet>


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Posted Sep 13, 2005 by Online NowGnomon does it all by himself
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I think Kerr will try fuming instead.cross

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Posted Sep 13, 2005 by Online Now(Mahatma) 2legs - Resident loon and Cloud Cuckoolander -- Bliss is folding towels.
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I can't quit smoking, I can't afford to quit smoking.
I mean, if I quit smoking, then, right, I'm ment to live longer? Well, blow me, I've not got a pension doh so smoke to avoid misery in retirement evilgrin ~== puff this cigar is great BTW evilgrin


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Subject: Help!
Posted Sep 13, 2005 by Felonious Monk - h2g2s very own Bogeyman
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I consider myself a non-smoker: I have about 2 cigars a month, on the rare occasions when I get to go to the pub. This guy has actually sold you something that will do you some good. Perhaps you could keep a box at home, and every time you would have gone out to buy a packet of ciggies, you could put the money saved in the box. You'd soon find yourself with enough for a nice holiday in the sun.

PS: Heavy smoking killed my dad and a good friend of mine. I don't want to see any more people I like dying because of the same reason.


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Posted Sep 13, 2005 by U94986
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Good luck!

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Posted Sep 13, 2005 by Ferrettbadger. The Renegade Master
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Looking back at the thread everyone else has been really supportive and my post makes me look like a ocmplete git....

which of course I am evilgrin .... but all the same "good luck"...


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Subject: Help!
Posted Sep 13, 2005 by A. Honeybadger
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laugh FerretBadger!

KA - very best of luck with your journey to the "smokeless zone". I quit in February this year - but I was lucky, I had stopped enjoying it yikes

There are still occasions when I think "I could murder a ciggy right now" - usually after a row with him indoors laugh - but I never do because I know I wouldn't really enjoy it, and do I really want to get re-hooked on something that makes me stink like a stale ashtray and will rob me of the chance of a life long enough to see if my son gives me grandkids? shrug

Seriously - I wish you the very best of luck. You're doing yourself a huge favour, though it may not feel like it at first!

goodluck


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Subject: Help!
Posted Sep 14, 2005 by Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences
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That's fine FB, I am total bxstxrd too. winkeye

He may have sold me something that will to *me* good, but I really don't think the same goes for my colleagues. I think I shall put a sign on my desk 'I'm a naturally agressive person who just quit smoking. Now, is what you want *really* important?'.

I worked out a spend about £40 a month on tobacco. Add a tenner for a bonus, and that's £50 more to spend on Doctor Who DVDs wow .

Plus, now I get to send Bruce out into the cold and damp, because I@ve banned smoking in the house and he won't quit evilgrin .

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Posted Sep 14, 2005 by Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences
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Damn, meant to add:

How long is it now, SLG?

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Posted Sep 14, 2005 by Felonious Monk - h2g2s very own Bogeyman
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I should have a sign on my office door saying 'I'm a naturally aggressive person anyway: perhaps I should take up smoking...'

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