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fargooting potato should iead the monononononononononononononononononononononon fartoootootoootootoototootott plplplpoplplplpopopiikjpokjlhnjnkj monkeys and nonsense words i like on the pie where the people like to eat the pie thats in my eye when am i gonna die? i want the pie i eat the die the die pie eats the pie in my dieing unbelievable funky potatoe farmers dancing on a hot tin roof while the armys of the self ordained deitys storm the poeple who wish to kill the world for religious means so they can go to paradise whilst the world wallows in self induced hell the pie eats the potato the potato eats the dog the dog eats the cat and the cat eats the world the world disapears....
and we all wallow in mud, like pigs waiting to be cut up fried salted and eaten in a pub with a pint as part of someones wasted existense
i like monkeys 
My RS teacher says that in Buddhist terms, the mind is like an over-active monkey.
I don't think I've stopped laughing since...
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Posted Nov 17, 2004 by AlexoOo
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MMmmmmmm, Pork scratchings!
mmmmmmm....... nah.
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Posted Nov 18, 2004 by AlexoOo
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No pork scrathings for EE, Hold the pork scratchings!
Has anyone told Prince Charles about this thread, he would fit in perfectly!
Puurrrfic!!
Wait....how do we know 'Lil isn't really Prince Charles in disguise...?
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Posted Nov 20, 2004 by AlexoOo
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How do we know Prince Charles isn't someone else in disguise.
e.g. Mickey The Map Making Manchurian?
*checks her nose and ears in the mirror*
I KNEW it was you all along!!!
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Posted Nov 21, 2004 by AlexoOo
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Sorry, it can't be Lil, she makes FAR too much sense! 2legs speaks enough gibberish, check his ears!
Aha! 2legs!
Would that possibly explain the obsession with badgers... 
AND the messiah nighthoover thrily nighthoover, indeed
and as the french speaking egyption spaniards looked upon job and the queen looked upon the queens almighty reflection and said oh charles i seem to have pumped as the foot soldiers with the noses com to the throne room to smell the worst of it before it hits "ones royal noses" but the french pies and italian pastas can not come close to the productivity of a well worn pair of chuck taylor all star hi top sneakers, and the war still rages beetween the cats and dogs as their armys take to the streets at night we pray that the babys in the skys can afford themselves the moons untimely exploding reflection.
Profound, indeed.
You are most wise, oh high priest of the nighthoover *bows in worship*
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Posted Nov 24, 2004 by AlexoOo
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*Eats more pork scratchings"
The people of the church of the second coming of nighthoover really need to get out more. There, I've said it, and may the holy uncookable mushroom that houses the entire universe crush me if my words are in error.
KKKEEEERRRRRRAAAAAASSSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!
Ooops!
The Great Uncooked Mushroom has just crushed Alex!!! 
 
*nibbles on the mushroom*
Mmm...quite nice actually. Were those trombone-playing cattle always so purple?
i realised a couple of months ago that i can put my foot in my mouth. if that makes any sense, i'd like to know why.
ps, has anyone heard of the "i've lost" game?
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Posted Nov 24, 2004 by AlexoOo
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That ain't no mushroom you are eating EE, it's a purple trombone playing cow!
*passes out*
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