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Attention all <pirates> the foredeck is now open with spiked wasail and sausages on toothpicks. Now open. Captain Pierce to attend.
*Opens one of the Gammel Dansk bottles...*
Oh... seams you´ve turned 41 if I count the bottles here that the captain brought...
 everyone
*Puts up a 9 foot  from Hati (who will get an extra present this year)and hangs his favourite decorations on the branches. Sips a lovely galss of  and thinks of happy memories........*
So, loosehead, tell us a tale of your youth! 
One of the "BAD" stories you like to remember would be nice  ...
OK Englander.
Maybe the night of my 18th birthday when I had 36 drinks (such as whisky and tomato juice)and had to be carried home......such friends I had then
 I had the friends... but I didn´t have the drinks 
*checks all the vats of  , and lager are ready*
~RING RING*
This is Shagbark on the foredeck. Could you send a little more
Wassail. And Have a Merry Christmas.
MORE WASSAIL!!!!
I knew there was something I had forgotten. I am surprised anyone liked it. Oh well, we can get rid of more old wine and sour cider I suppose
Seasons Greetings
*rülpst*
Na.
did you mean  or Na na na!!! (As in the old add with the Mainzelmänchen???)
Yes, Mainzelmännchen.
Gu´n AAAAAAAAAbn´d! 
I hate them.
*leaves with a bundle of  s in the direction of the bar and greenhouse*
Where´s my present gone to ????
 I don't know? 
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