Especially that one in Red Dwarf.
But that's just hilarious.
It relies on the number of dimensions of space you live in. If you look at Picasso's most cubist portrait painting from a 17 dimensional space it looks like a quite nice bowl of petunias.
i have come for my spork please.
*pulls the lever*
hi ive come about a uniform and some amrmour, sized
*summons the elevator down to the vaults*
They're on floor 13.....come with me...
*climbs in to lift*
i hate lift music
are we there yet
*Ding* Floor 13:
uniforms, armoury, including sharp, pointy things; wotsits that go 'boom' and that strange gelatinous substance under the sink which might be toxic, no-ones quite sure...
*steps out of lift*
*pulls white sized lab coat out*
this will do
*Steps out from behind a large rack of weapons whilstling*
Wait, who are you?! What're you lot doing in my home?!
*trying on multi alloy sized amour*
Wait a tick, this floor is completely clean! How come this floor has cleaning robots and none of the others do?
Oh wait,cleaning robots are on this floor.
Someone help me move some of them to other floors so we can give up looking for the mop and dustpail.
Quiet. I suspect that there is another giant lurking about somewhere in here. I also suspect that it is even larger and more dangerous than the last one.
So far I've only found giant lagers, and they're pretty timid.
try floor 24644 that was alcaholic beverages
NoNoNo, it's too smart to be lurking around where it's supposed to be.
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