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|   | Subject: 101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie Posted Oct 8, 2005 by Lana21 This is a reply to this Posting.
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63: Bring your cat and ask it if people are singing to it. then stare intensely at your chair for an hour, then try to lead a conversation with it.
64: Each time no one can see you, quickly change your outfit. (Just like Trillian in the TV series)
|   | Subject: 101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie Posted Oct 8, 2005 by Lana21 This is a reply to this Posting.
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65: Explain very loud, that you've been messing with your brain, and you know you have a greater purpose, but you have no idea what it is
66: Play Scrabble. Try to put "Forty-Two".
|   | Subject: 101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie Posted Oct 10, 2005 by Simetra This is a reply to this Posting.
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67. Put your hands in the beam of the projector and make shadow puppets of The Ravenous Bug Blatter Beast of Traal eating a Vogon's Granmother
68: Talk to the guys on the silver screen.
|   | Subject: 101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie Posted Oct 12, 2005 by Think-Am This is a reply to this Posting.
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Lol.
63: Blow up two balloons, let them float around the movie theater, and then turn them into a bowl of petunias and a very suprised-looking whale.
|   | Subject: 101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie Posted Oct 12, 2005 by Think-Am This is a reply to this Posting.
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I meant 69.
70. Stand in front of the screen with two large bread knives waving them around slowly like a martial arts master; if anyone asks inform them you are contemplating on how to best cut and make a sandwich
|   | Subject: 101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie Posted Oct 13, 2005 by Think-Am This is a reply to this Posting.
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71: Miss the movie like I did... 72: If you miss the movie, get the DVD! 73: If you can't get the DVD, lay around pretending you did. 74: If that doesn't work, contact NASA.
I´ll get the DVD today! Or tomorrow. 75: Yell: "Where´s Jackie Chan?"
|   | Subject: 101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie Posted Oct 14, 2005 by Think-Am This is a reply to this Posting.
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I got the DVD about 3 days ago. The movie's even better than I thought it would be!
76: When people laugh, say, "That's so funny, none of you idiots are worthy enough to laugh at it!!!"
|   | Subject: 101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie Posted Oct 14, 2005 by Simetra This is a reply to this Posting.
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77. shout out very load "that's the Marvin from the TV version"
|   | Subject: 101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie Posted Oct 15, 2005 by Think-Am This is a reply to this Posting.
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Yes, that would be a very bad idea.
78: Point out that Zaphod's cereal box says "The Perfect Cereal FOR TWO!"
We're almost to 101!
|   | Subject: 101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie Posted Oct 15, 2005 by Simetra This is a reply to this Posting.
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79. Go as Thor and demand to be let in for free, then when the manager refuses, throw your axe at the screen and turn him into a CocaCola Machine [sorry maybe a bit far fetched but it would be fun]
carry on dear...
|   | Subject: 101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie Posted Oct 19, 2005 by Think-Am This is a reply to this Posting.
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...Huh?
80: Make a sno-cone for Marvin.
81: Ask Marvin how the sno-cone tasted.
82: Insist on an answer to the question.
|   | Subject: 101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie Posted Oct 19, 2005 by Elwood Herring This is a reply to this Posting.
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83 Tell everyone you've already got a DVD of the sequel (Hitch Hiker II), which fell through a wormhole from the year 2020 onto your breakfast table, but you can't watch it because holographic DVD players haven't been invented yet!
84: When the film finishes, you can see DNA´s face for about half a second. Be excited about that, jump around, and yell loudly.
|   | Subject: 101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie Posted Oct 19, 2005 by Lana21 This is a reply to this Posting.
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85: Claim that you're from the future, and demand 1.000.000 dollars for the Hitchikers guide 2 (the dollar will be much less worth in the future!)
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