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|   | Subject: The Ice-Cream Stall
Posted Jul 30, 2000 by Baldrick | | Post: 1
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*Baldrick appears pushing a large ice-cream trolley with every flavour of ice cream imaginable. It's a large affair with a nice umbrella that has 'Baldrick's Ice-Cream Stall - A Subsidiary of E Vibenstein's Ice Cream Services'*
ICE-CREAM! GET YOUR TOP QUALITY ICE-CREAM HERE! ANY FLAVOURS YOU WANT! ICE-CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!
#delivery#
Why thank you. Anything from the stall?
no thank you, I never give EV all my stock (my freezers are bigger than his anyway, comes from having an Ice Age cave lion as a close companion) so I can have my own ice cream without having to pay for it
So Baldrick, do you offer the same range as EV, and does it all come firing out of a modified water gun?
Not entirely, no. I can call on my cannon to provide stuff in the event of running out and in the tradition of London's ice-cream sellers (those in Ice-Cream Mile) plan to extend my operation here into food - hot dogs, vodka jelly etc. And I do have the same range as EV, with a few extras for those with 'unusual' tastes. My cannon is in its dedicated bay on my rather large and overgunned starship, whick is currently.......busy.
*observes quietly from a safe distance*
Very wise. 
*observes tumbleweed rolling sedately by*
*shouts from safe distance* Business is a bit slack.
It definately seems it. 
Hopefully some more people will drop by.
*continues watching tumbleweed*
*Drops by*
*The tumbleweed luckily breaks his fall, then the beach carries on that job*
So Baldrick, I'll buy that *Points at a very large tub of chocolate ice cream*
Can I have a tumbleweed flavoured ice-cream?
*from his safe distance, pokes Baldrick with a very long stick* You've got customers, Balders.
|  | Subject: The Ice-Cream Stall
Posted Aug 2, 2000 by androyd
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A turnip ice cream please, oh and heaven on earth while your at it my good man.
*jerks out of sleep*
Wha.....Cu....co...wow - people here to buy stuff. Cool.
*hands androyd ice-cream*
Price list over here.
*sticks large sign in the sand*
*sign falls over*
*sticks it in again*
And Mr Beast.....just a minute.
*rummage*
Here you go.
| | Subject: The Ice-Cream Stall
Posted Aug 3, 2000 by androyd
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I'm still waiting for heaven on earth *tastes ice-cream* and this certainly isn't it. *wanders offmuttering* Typical politician promises everything delivers nothing.....
I know - I asked for an ice-cream and what did I get? What did I get?
Nothing. I don't know....
*remembers Blackadder's advice: "If you want something done properly, kill Baldrick before you start."*
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