aparently there are treatments for these conditions, if you believe you are turning into a grapefruit you should see a specialist. My uncle was succesfully prevented from becoming a radish by these methods, shame about the incident with the pinaple though.
Posted Jun 4, 1999 by grue
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oh dear - my sister >is< a grapefruit. oro blanco grapefruit to be specific.
There is, I believe, a lotion made from the pulverised husks of baby echidnas.
If applied correctly and at the correct altitude I have heard that it can have
wonderful results in preventing the human/fruit metamorphosis.
Perhaps though you are just angling for a good (((((((((((((((((((SQUEEZE))))))))))))))))).
who said anything about me *believing* I was turning into a grapefruit?
so you are but you refuse to believe it?
you only have to believe in things that aren't immidiately apparent
I believe deeply in cake
Hmm - I feel some research needs to go into the topic of belief
I'm doing belief in RS(only a half course thankfully) a very boring subject but you do get take the mick out of people that lived 2000 years ago.
That's not very nice for the people who are 2000 years old, is it?
Actualy i'm a christian and i shouldn't let you get away with that, never mind.
Ok I'll take that back er.........how many 2000 year old people do you acctually know?? (this may not work but a web speak thingy sez it should)
I'm just wondering who Jenny shouldn't let get away with um, it.
Oh dear, I've got my sentances twist in a again,
Rightiho, erm...... yeh. You know it's actually wrong, the millenium eas actually in 1996.
I thourght it was 1994 cause this priest fogot year 0 and 4 years when Augustus(I think it was him) had a different name.
my sentiments exactly
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