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Subject: Paddy & Yank Squeak Frog (2)
Posted Mar 8, 2006 by plokderf
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Mei-King & Cherry are in bed, sharing cigarette, apparent post coital bliss.

C: You ever do that before?
MK: je vais au toilet, je besoin pee-pee
C: Oy!!! You didn't answer me
MK: (from bathroom) laisse moi, je besoin un zen ca-ca
C: sod your zen ca-ca; i'll give you zen ca-ca!!!
MK: c'est pas necessaire, j'ai trouve mon zen ca-ca, laisse moi tranquille

5 minutes pass. C smokes the last cigarette with grim fury. MK returns looking sheepish.

MK: me*de! Tu fume beaucoup!
C: damn bloody right i fume.Answer my question!
MK: Non! jamais! Tu est numero uno.Pass le ciggy
C: YOU LIE TO ME!

MK adopts prone position.
MK: Oui, bien sūr, i lie with you.
C: Non! You lie TO me!
MK: You not want lie with me?
C:grr I want to lie with you but NOT if you lie to me. i don't lie to you.
MK: i lie with two women
C: What? You sleep with two women?
MK: Non, i lie with two women
C: What? You not only sleep with two women, you lie to two women?
MK:I want sleep. i lie.
C: damn right you do.*slaps face & storms off

MK hunts for another cigarette, gives up & goes to sleep.


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Subject: Paddy & Yank Squeak Frog (2)
Posted Mar 10, 2006 by Online NowSnailrind
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Keep 'em coming! bigeyes

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