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|   | Subject: The Joke Newsletter
Posted Apr 11, 2000 by  Bluebottle | | Post: 1
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Hi there! Please post a message here if you want to be notified whenever new jokes are added to the directory. Each time new jokes are added I will post a message here, saying what they are and what the address is, and this forum will show up on your homepage telling you about it.
Please only post once to this forum - it may get quite long, (hopefully there'll be lots of jokes added!  ) And for everyone's convenience I'd like to keep it as short as possible. So long, and Thanks for Laughing!
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*scribble*
I'm joining too.
I-San I-San I-San?
~grin~
Scribble scribble scribble
scribble, scribble, scribble, and one more scribble to be clever.
<writes> Joanna Princess of Darkness</writes>
me me me!!!
"As a scientist, Loonytunes knew that if he were ever to break wind in
the sound chamber he would never hear the end of it."
Well everyone, Austin Allegro has kindly contributed Religious Jokes at:
http://www.h2g2.com/A289758
(with contributions by ZenMondo & GargleBlaster)
so this is what it feels like when doves cry.......er, I mean, so this is what it feels like to sign up for someone else's newsletter
Yesserday I cuddunt spell comejian - and today I are one!
|  | Subject: The Joke Newsletter
Posted Apr 23, 2000 by Mandarb
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Me too please!
We now have more Jokes!
Firstly, there is a Quiz for Cats by Venus in Fly Trap here:
http://www.h2g2.com/A295823
(Life - Animals - Quiz for Cats)
Eccles has contributed some great Dr Dr jokes:
http://www.h2g2.com/A310014
(in the newly-created Life - Health section,
under Life - Health - Doctor, Doctor Jokes)
and Vestboy has contributed new Elephant jokes
http://www.h2g2.com/A264449
(Life - Animals - Elephant Jokes)
Remember everyone to take part in the discussion
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?thread=48600&forum=29080
where you can say which were your favourite/least favourite jokes in the collection!
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| | Subject: The Joke Newsletter
Posted May 2, 2000 by Queazer
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To: majordomo@solongandthanksforlaughing
Subject: subscribe newsletter
We've lots more jokes!
Queazer has donated some awful jokes:
http://www.h2g2.com/A137927
(Everything - Miscellaneous - Awful)
Bluebottle has donated jokes on mistakes people have made:
http://www.h2g2.com/A229385
(Everything - Language - I wish I hadn't said that!)
and Venus in Fly Trap has donated jokes on:
The W.C. (Everything - Religion - The W.C.)
http://www.h2g2.com/A311662
Mother-in-Laws (Life - Humans - Mother-In-Law Jokes)
http://www.h2g2.com/A311716
Marriage (Life - Humans - Marriage Jokes)
http://www.h2g2.com/A311879
Pipe Specifications
(Everything - Work And Workers - Government Pipe Specifications)
http://www.h2g2.com/A311888
Tech Support (Everything - Computers - Tech Support - Part III)
http://www.h2g2.com/A311914
Also, the Warnings, Signs and Instructions jokes have been updated!
http://www.h2g2.com/A265718
(Everything - Films, Television & The Media - Warnings, Signs & Instructions)
Next update:
Venus in Fly-Trap has contributed:
In the Good Old Days
http://www.h2g2.com/A312328
(Universe - Time - In the Good Old Days)
Family Problems
http://www.h2g2.com/A312300
(Life - Families - Family Problems)
Things You Don't Want To Hear On An Aeroplane PA
http://www.h2g2.com/A312292
(Everything - Transport - Things You Don't Want To Hear....)
Female Guiness Book Of Records
http://www.h2g2.com/A312283
(Life - Humans - Female....)
Mothers
http://www.h2g2.com/A312265
(Life - Family - Historical Mothers)
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And even more jokes!
Blondie - first of all - has gone to a lot of trouble to let us see her jokes on Early 00s Vocabulary - she learnt the basics of GuideML especially so we can read her jokes. So I think we should all show our appreciation for the time and effort she put in (and for the patience she had in not giving up, but persevering when she wasn't sure what she was doing) and see her jokes at:
http://www.h2g2.com/A309737
(Everything - Language - Early 00s Vocabulary)
Venus in Fly Trap has also contributed Golf Jokes:
http://www.h2g2.com/A313462
(Everything - Hobbies - Golf)
and updated:
Bread and Water:
http://www.h2g2.com/A268896
(Everything - Food - Bread And Water)
Libraries and Books:
http://www.h2g2.com/A265141
(Everything - Film, Television & The Media - Libraries And Books)
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No, please don't sign me up to the joke newsletter, I hate jokes.
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