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|   | Subject: The Ladies
Posted Dec 8, 1999 by The Brain | | Post: 1
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*Gets out pencil and writes on cubical door*
"Roll roll roll your joint,
twist it at one end,
light one end and take a toke,
and pass it to a friend."
*Grabs tissue paper, noisily blows nose, goes back out to see if the toast has arrived yet.*
Where did THIS forum come from? Oh well, have a free coffee, Brain  (we made Peta's Picks and I'm celebrating )
~Irving
Seems like a good idea to have a ladies what with all that coffee- what about the men though?
*takes out a marker pen chews the end and tries to think of something to graffito....damn it'll have to be a traditional 'I luv Ivan'...sorry maybe I should go back for more caffeine.*
|  | Subject: The Ladies
Posted Dec 12, 1999 by Zed
This is a reply to this Posting.
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writes>
There once was a hooker named Sue...
My word, at college the ladies tends to be used by, well, ladies !!!!
We have a staff lav. for men/ladies, speculation on who the cross-dressers are continues..... 
Well, Brain, when I was in Highschool, us guys used the ladies room all the time! Of course I was in with the drama crowd, and the only toilet adjoining the drama room was a ladies... but we got fairly used to it!
~Irving
*rushes into stall*
*rushes out again*
*likewise*
shazzPRME
*but then pauses to write*
When you enter this fine hall
Use the paper on the wall
If there isn't any around
scrape your a**e along the ground
If you do not like this caper
Use your finger as a scraper!
( this wasn't me and I wasn't here!!)
s
OK I admit it I'm not a lady, but I am a woman so surely I can be in here?
Who cares who goes where except there's always queues for the ladies even when men aren't using them - maybe we should go and write rude poetry in the gents...
What a good idea!!
shazzPRME
Hi Shazz- I have visited the gents but couldn't think of poetry so just wrote rude stuff, maybe you should write something you seem to be better at it than me!
I do?? LOL! I will have to see what I can come up with then
shazzPRME
Oh this is much better. I hate going to the guys toilet, for some reason most guys don't like poofs. Hmm, where is the urinal trough? I can't go to the toilet sitting!!!
*Enters, replenishes toilet paper, empties garbage, scrubs toilets, refills soap despenser. Conciders the smaller trash recepticles in each stall, then thinks better of it, and hopes one of the female staff members will return to empty those. Leaves*
~Irving
*shazz enters... sees that the coast is clear and finds a lipstick in a fetching shade of magenta... looks around furtively and begins to scrawl*
There once was a poof of Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room
They both lay on the bed
'til one of them said
'Who does what... with what... and to whom?
* replaces lipstick, winks at Garibaldi who seems to be having a few problems which she doesn't want to go into... and quietly leaves, after kindly seeing to the 'ladies receptacles' which Irving was reluctant to touch*
*Appreciates poetry*
*returns 'flushed' with pride at the success of her grafitti*
Hmmmmmm! I think that I will use my purple passion for this one!
When travelling to Holland by bike
Something happened that I didn't like!
I had a mishap
When I hit a Dutch cap
And my finger got stuck in a dyke.
shhhhhhhhhhhh!!
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To be sung to the tune of "Good King Wenselas"
The restroom door said gentlemen,
So I just walked inside.
I took two steps and realized
I'd been taken for a ride.
I heard high voices turned and found
The place was occupied
By two nuns, three old ladies, and a nurse.
What could be worse?
Than two nuns three old ladies and a nurse.
The restroom door said gentlemen
It must have been a gag.
As soon as I walked in there
I ran into some old hag.
She sprayed me with a can of mace
And smacked me with her bag.
I could tell this just wouldn't be my day.
What can I say?
It was just turning out not to be day.
The restroom door said gentlemen
And I would like to find
The crummy little creep who had the nerve
To switch the signs.
'Cause I got two black eyes
And one high heel up my behind.
Now I can't sit with comfort and joy.
Boy oh boy, no I'll never sit with comfort and joy.
*Coming in to use the facilities for once!*
Oh goodness me! ROFL!
shazzPRME... who most definately needs the facilities now!
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