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You have a dog's sense of smell. You also gain the characteristics of what a dog does with that smell. You get fired for sniffing your coworker's bum.
You cant help it anymore.
I wish for the world to be round.
Various continents, buildings, and even people are squished together so that the planet Earth now forms a perfect sphere instead of a barely noticable oval shape. Thousands die in the cataclysm. Millions more are killed by the ensuing environmental changes. Worst of all, all of the mountains, valleys, and even trees are destroyed, replaced by a single, endless, flat plain of grassland. Entire ecosystems collapse and countless species go extinct.
But at least Black Cat can sleep soundly, peacefully, and contentedly, knowing that she now resides on a perfectly geometric shape. She isn't wracked with guilt AT ALL.
Mind, she might get a little bit concerned when she notices the mob with torches and pitchforks out her window...
I wish to find Forrest Fenn's hidden treasure.
http://www.santafenewmexican.com/ne...b9-9fb9-5174-afc4-ea7f316a5d2e.html
Arr! 
You are magically transported to the exact location of the treasure! Hurrah! You've found it! But having no idea where you actually are, you wander the wilderness for several days before succumbing to starvation and exposure.
I wish I hadn't been offered a wish.
A magical genie appears in a puff of smoke. "Shame on you for not making a proper wish," he says. "From now on, every wish you ever make, or FAIL to make, will result in a swift boot to the head."
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I wish for biological immortality.
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You grow old and weak as your loved ones die
I wish for telekinesis
You are able to move things with your mind. It is a super cool trick. People start thinking you are a god. You enjoying this notoriety pretend to go along. However, after amassing a lot of followers, it comes out that telekinesis is the only thing you do. People quickly realize that you are just a fake. No one seems to be impressed anymore. Also, it wears with age.
I wish for humanity to be able to colonize Mars.
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