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Subject: What poem would you like at your funeral?
Posted Dec 7, 2011 by Little Lost Mammoth
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This may be a morbid topic. But something a colleague said got me thinking - what would you like read out.

I am not a poetry person, but I loved WH Auden's 'Stop all the Clocks.

http://www.npr.org/programs/death/readings/poetry/aude.html


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Subject: What poem would you like at your funeral?
Posted Dec 7, 2011 by Online Nowlil ~ ACE/Scout/CE/Guru ~ Auntie Giggles ~ wearing her Summer 'at!
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If I should go tomorrow.

If I should go tomorrow
It would never be goodbye,
For I have left my heart with you,
So don't you ever cry.
The love that's deep within me,
Shall reach you from the stars,
You'll feel it from the heavens,
And it will heal the scars.

Anon



This was read out to the young family of my cousin who died suddenly.

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Subject: What poem would you like at your funeral?
Posted Dec 7, 2011 by Mr603
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Is this a threat? laugh

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Subject: What poem would you like at your funeral?
Posted Dec 7, 2011 by Milla, listing wishes and bugs. Report them at A87753135 please
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My Grandmother will be buried in a week and a half. Thanks for this thread, I might pick some of it.
towel


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Subject: What poem would you like at your funeral?
Posted Dec 7, 2011 by Little Lost Mammoth
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hug for Milla (Trunks are useful for that).

It's interesting to see what poems mean the most to people for this occasion.


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Subject: What poem would you like at your funeral?
Posted Dec 7, 2011 by Little Lost Mammoth
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And then there's 'Do not stand at my grave and weep'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_not_stand_at_my_grave_and_weep


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Subject: What poem would you like at your funeral?
Posted Dec 7, 2011 by toybox
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hug for Milla

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I'm not sure what poem should be said at my funeral. Most likely something by Jacques Roubaud magic


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Subject: What poem would you like at your funeral?
Posted Dec 7, 2011 by swl - Genetically Modified
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Must get my eyes checked. I clicked on this thinking the title was "What porn would you like at your funeral?" bigeyes

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Subject: What poem would you like at your funeral?
Posted Dec 7, 2011 by Nick
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Ever since I was required to memorize it (about age 12) I have always liked "If", by Kipling. And I think most of it is not too dissimilar to what I have generally aimed for as a person

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Posted Dec 7, 2011 by Milla, listing wishes and bugs. Report them at A87753135 please
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swl, it's not your eyes, it's your brain...

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Subject: What poem would you like at your funeral?
Posted Dec 7, 2011 by U94986
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Woodland Burial by Pam Ayres. Or, I wish I'd looked after me teeth. Whichever seems most appropriate.

http://www.poetryarchive.org/poetryarchive/singlePoem.do?poemId=11739


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Subject: What poem would you like at your funeral?
Posted Dec 7, 2011 by Online Now Edward the Bonobo - Gone.
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I am a poetry fan - but I'm not sure I'd want any read at my funeral. However, my Four Funeral Songs are:

(A gloomy one for when everyone's coming in):

'Death Letter Blues' - Eddie 'Son' House

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jN5vqEyV7g

(An uplifting one):

'Vanlose Stairway' - Van Morrison

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA9E1O34nmc

(A sermony-y one)

'Chase The Devil' - Max Romeo (pr Lee 'Scratch' Perry)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uijFctBM47M

(and for a particular section of the lyric that will give people comfort as they leave):

'Dry The Rain' - The Beta Band.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsbR2dEmHGc

musicalnote If there's something inside that you wanna say/ Say out loud it will be OK/It'll be all right, It'll be all right...'musicalnote



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Subject: What poem would you like at your funeral?
Posted Dec 7, 2011 by Nick
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Or, in lieu of a poem, perhaps a piece that is termed "The Agnostic's Prayer" as well as "The Possibly Proper Death
Litany".* Ideally, it should be read by the chap who holds the shovel ...

"Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be
forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness. Conversely, if not forgive-
ness but something else may be required to ensure any possible benefit for which you may be eligible after the
destruction of your body, I ask that this, whatever it may be, be granted or withheld, as the case may be, in such
a manner as to insure your receiving said benefit. I ask this in my capacity as your elected intermediary between
yourself and that which may not be yourself, but which may have an interest in the matter of your receiving as
much as it is possible for you to receive of this thing, and which may in some way be influenced by this ceremony.
Amen."

*Please note that this is used freely in any number of novels, publications and web-sites. And so copyright
issues seem unlikely.


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Subject: What poem would you like at your funeral?
Posted Dec 7, 2011 by Online Now Edward the Bonobo - Gone.
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Ach - read what you like. I'm not planning to attend.

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Subject: What poem would you like at your funeral?
Posted Dec 7, 2011 by toybox
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As one of Michel Serrault's characters would say in the movie "la gueule de l'autre": it's not every day that you're able to say a few words at your own funeral.

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Subject: What poem would you like at your funeral?
Posted Dec 7, 2011 by Mr. Dreadful - Give a man a fish and he might not like fish and you've just wasted a fish...
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I can't think of a poem that I'd like read ay my funeral, but I will be leaving instructions that my choice of music *must* be played because if it's about remembering me they'll have to put up with all the stuff I like that everyone else thinks is awful. evilgrin

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Posted Dec 7, 2011 by Online Now Edward the Bonobo - Gone.
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That sounds like John Peel's Two Minutes Noise.

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Subject: What poem would you like at your funeral?
Posted Dec 7, 2011 by Online Now Edward the Bonobo - Gone.
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'More disorientating and disturbing noise tomorrow night'. biggrin

Ah, the good die...erm ...young.


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Subject: What poem would you like at your funeral?
Posted Dec 7, 2011 by Nick
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Hmmm, has anyone recorded any Orbison, Diamond or the Beatles with only bag-pipes? That would be a memorable din, I think. smiley

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Posted Dec 7, 2011 by Mr. Dreadful - Give a man a fish and he might not like fish and you've just wasted a fish...
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I wouldn't be surprised if at least one of the tracks on my list has featured on Peel's Two Minutes Noise.

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