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I am honest You're forthright She's a bitch.
|   | Subject: Back to basics Posted Sep 18, 2009 by ~ jwf ~ This is a reply to this Posting.
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I provide detailed instruction.
You're didactic.
He's a boring pedagogue.
~jwf~
|   | Subject: Back to basics Posted Sep 19, 2009 by ~ jwf ~ This is a reply to this Posting.
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I am the Light and the Way.
You're spooky.
He thinks he's God.
|   | Subject: Back to basics Posted Sep 20, 2009 by ~ jwf ~ This is a reply to this Posting.
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I am der fuhrer.
You are my Aryan brothers.
They will all die. Slowly, painfully, in slavery.
~jwf~
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|   | Subject: Back to basics Posted Sep 22, 2009 by ~ jwf ~ This is a reply to this Posting.
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Hmmm... even though some people don`t seem interested in seeing how these 1st, 2nd and 3rd person perspectives have actually impacted past events I think I`ll carry on with an Historical theme.
I came, I saw, I conquered. Et tu Brute. Friends, Romans, countrymen...
jwf
|   | Subject: Back to basics Posted Sep 22, 2009 by ~ jwf ~ This is a reply to this Posting.
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I have eaten of this apple.
You wanna bite.
Oh, him, he`s just a serpent.
|   | Subject: Back to basics Posted Sep 29, 2009 by ~ jwf ~ This is a reply to this Posting.
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Here's one I found in the 'Are you special?' thread from Ben (U500175)
I am special You are eccentric She is peculiar
~jwf~
I like to be organised
You're a bit of a control freak
She's a completely Obsessive Compulsive dictator!
|   | Subject: Back to basics Posted Oct 14, 2009 by ~ jwf ~ This is a reply to this Posting.
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I exude a certain confidence.
You're pretty sure of yourself.
He is so smug!
I'm having a deja vu moment again. Does this mean I've come full circle and am starting to repeat myself? I'd check thru the backlog but I'm afraid the cumulative impact of re-reading all these sad but true realities would really depress me. No best to just carry on; onward and upward! If some get repeated, well, that just shows they are our most common failings as members of human society.
They are 'wrong'.
You are uneducated.
I know how I feel.
|   | Subject: Back to basics Posted Oct 14, 2009 by Mrs Zen This is a reply to this Posting.
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I have deja vu You are forgetful He's getting Alzheimers
I want to find an absolute...
I'm a contradiction
You're a contradiction
She's a contradiction
that sort of thing...
|   | Subject: Back to basics Posted Oct 14, 2009 by Mrs Zen This is a reply to this Posting.
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I am a human being You are a human being He is a neanderthal.....
.... nope... can't think of one
I'm right
You're cocky
She's right
I just skipped 314 posts
You just ignored 314 posts
He/She didn't give a damn about what anybody had written
|   | Subject: Back to basics Posted Oct 16, 2009 by ~ jwf ~ This is a reply to this Posting.
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Wow, that was all pretty aboslut.
Hope we get absolution. Here's the best absolute I can think of, 'race'. I hope it's still ok for whites to joke about themselves.
I'm Caucasian.
You're white.
She's not looking well.
<j~
|   | Subject: Back to basics Posted Oct 16, 2009 by ~ jwf ~ This is a reply to this Posting.
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I swear to god that was a Yungian slip. I wasn't callin' nobody an abso slut.
I didn't even think of it until I read the posting. 'aboslut' should read as 'absolute', the same as was said above by our Robyn.
|   | Subject: Back to basics Posted Oct 16, 2009 by ~ jwf ~ This is a reply to this Posting.
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Yes, sometimes the typing just passes thru me. I am often shocked of a morning by what I typed the knight b4.
Oh wait maybe that'd work:
I am often shocked by what I typed the nite before.
You really should see a docker anout that memory of yours.
What planet are they on!
Egh, good enough for a Thursday.
~jwf~
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