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I'm setting priorities. You don't appear to be overly fast at several things. He's a procrastinator.
1. I express myself freely, creatively, on a wide range of subjects across the internet.
2. You're a flaming troll!
3. And then there's Wumbeevil.
I show interest in other people. You are a bit nosy. She is an interfering busybody.
I am a slightly absent-minded middle-aged woman You are forgetful (it's your age dear) She is a senile old crone
I have my little bedtime peccadilloes.
You are a perverted b*****d
He is a Conservative MP.
I am economical with the truth.
You are a lying b*****d.
Hi, I'm Richard Nixon.
I love to entertain visitors.
You will look at the clock and say, "Oh is that the time?"
He is Fred West.
I will spend all day cooking a banquet for dinner guests.
You will send out to the local takeaway for six curries.
He is Jeffrey Dahmer.
Wilson was a socialist.
Heath was a Conservative.
Ooh look, is that Tony Blair?
I am a moron.
You have the brains of JFK apres Dallas.
He watches Neighbours.
I am a Spindoctor.
You are Joseph Goebbels.
He makes ads for TV.
|   | Subject: 1st,2nd&3rd Persons Posted Jul 19, 2001 by Tefkat This is a reply to this Posting.
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OUCH! Revenge is a dish best served cold
I am not a doormat You give as good as you get He is a vengeful barsteward
|   | Subject: 1st,2nd&3rd Persons Posted Jul 19, 2001 by E G Mel This is a reply to this Posting.
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LOL
Mel
I commune with angels
You're quite psychic
She wears too much patchouli.
Af
|   | Subject: 1st,2nd&3rd Persons Posted Jul 19, 2001 by the Goat This is a reply to this Posting.
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I freelance.
You're between engagements.
He's a lazy shiftless unemployed bum, with far too much time on his hands.
|   | Subject: 1st,2nd&3rd Persons Posted Jul 21, 2001 by Chris M This is a reply to this Posting.
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I have a good sense of humour
You are desperate for approval
He should have a contract to write comedy for the BBC
|   | Subject: 1st,2nd&3rd Persons Posted Jul 26, 2001 by E G Mel This is a reply to this Posting.
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Cool a positive thought there!
Mel
|   | Subject: 1st,2nd&3rd Persons Posted Jul 27, 2001 by shagbark This is a reply to this Posting.
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I'm a bit ecentric You're a little crazy He's mad as a hatter.
|   | Subject: 1st,2nd&3rd Persons Posted Jul 27, 2001 by E G Mel This is a reply to this Posting.
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I'm a rascal You're naughty He ought to be locked up for ever
Mel
|   | Subject: 1st,2nd&3rd Persons Posted Jul 27, 2001 by Tefkat This is a reply to this Posting.
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I think things through carefully. You take an awfully long time to make up your mind. He's incapable of making a decision.
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