Subject: You know you're out of luck when...... Posted Jan 27, 2005 by Triquack		Post: 1

A couple of decades ago (maybe more) a Radio programme had a fun section entitled 'you know you're out of luck when' and listeners were invited to send in their ideas, I thought it was very funny so here goes...

You know you're out of luck when your face lift stops between floors.

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Subject: You know you're out of luck when...... Posted Feb 9, 2005 by Triquack This is a reply to this Posting.		Post: 2

OK here's another....

You know you're out of luck, when you pay with cash and it 'bounces'.

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Subject: You know you're out of luck when...... Posted Feb 9, 2005 by Universal Granny This is a reply to this Posting.		Post: 3

You know you're out of luck when the cardboard box you live in develops woodworm

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Subject: You know you're out of luck when...... Posted Feb 10, 2005 by Triquack This is a reply to this Posting.		Post: 4

You know you're out of luck when your waterproof, antimagnetic, rustproof watch catches fire.

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Subject: You know you're out of luck when...... Posted Feb 3, 2006 by Universal Granny This is a reply to this Posting.		Post: 5

You know you're out of luck when you feel as fit as a fiddle, but your body is shaped like a cello.

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Subject: You know you're out of luck when...... Posted Feb 4, 2006 by Moving On This is a reply to this Posting.		Post: 6

......when you've thought you'd grabbed an apple, but it turns out to be pearshaped.

Evening each... long time no see. How's tricks?

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Subject: You know you're out of luck when...... Posted Feb 4, 2006 by Universal Granny This is a reply to this Posting.		Post: 7

You know you're out of luck when the Dove Soap Bar you were given for Christmas decides to elope with the local tatty Wood Pidgeon

Well, thank you, and you?

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Subject: You know you're out of luck when...... Posted Feb 4, 2006 by Moving On This is a reply to this Posting.		Post: 8

You know you're out of luck when the kid who got picked even after you for sports teams at school announces her forthcomig engagement to someone rich as creosote.

Pretty good on the whole Granny; specially now I have my phone hanging on a bit of string attatched to my trouser belt loops

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Subject: You know you're out of luck when...... Posted Feb 4, 2006 by Moving On This is a reply to this Posting.		Post: 9

Although I know I'm out of luck because my dishwasher has dishpan hands

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Subject: You know you're out of luck when...... Posted Jun 17, 2006 by Triquack This is a reply to this Posting.		Post: 10

You know your out of luck when the Vet tells you that your Tortoise has developed Claustrophobia.

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Subject: You know you're out of luck when...... Posted Jun 19, 2006 by Moving On This is a reply to this Posting.		Post: 11

You know you're out of luck when the vet tells you your giraffe has developed vertigo

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Subject: You know you're out of luck when...... Posted Jun 20, 2006 by Triquack This is a reply to this Posting.		Post: 12

You know you're out of luck when the animal hide coat you ordered turns out to be a Donkey jacket.

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Subject: You know you're out of luck when...... Posted Jun 21, 2006 by Triquack This is a reply to this Posting.		Post: 13

You know your out of luck when you're all Electric and you get a Gas bill, because of the smell.

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Subject: You know you're out of luck when...... Posted Jun 30, 2006 by Triquack This is a reply to this Posting.		Post: 14

You know you're out of luck when you tell an Irish joke in a bar and it goes all quiet, then you notice the pints of Guinness.

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Subject: You know you're out of luck when...... Posted Jun 30, 2006 by Moving On This is a reply to this Posting.		Post: 15

You know you're out of luck when that light at the end of the tunnel actually turns out to be an oncoming train

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Subject: You know you're out of luck when...... Posted Jul 2, 2006 by Triquack This is a reply to this Posting.		Post: 16

You know you're out of luck when the silver grey Laptop you paid £400.00 for on eBay turns out to be an elderly black Poodle.

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Subject: You know you're out of luck when...... Posted Aug 19, 2006 by Triquack This is a reply to this Posting.		Post: 17

You know you're you're out of look when your I.S.P. provider becomes your P.I.S. taker.

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Subject: You know you're out of luck when...... Posted Nov 10, 2006 by Triquack This is a reply to this Posting.		Post: 18

You know that your out of luck when your Bank statement arrives - recorded delivery.

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Subject: You know you're out of luck when...... Posted Oct 4, 2008 by Triquack This is a reply to this Posting.		Post: 19

You know you're out of luck when you wave at the rescue helicopter from the keel of your capsized boat, and the crew wave back.

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