I am one. You are correct. I am drunk
I'm not one. I am an engineering student. I am not drunk. But I plan on getting drunk soon.
I am not one. But I am drunk, anyway.
I am not one, but I am a computer student, and we DO get drunk.
In fact programming is much more interesting when you're completely rat-faced. Now if you will excuse me, I'm going to finish off the rest of my cheap paint-stripper (vodka) and polish scientific calculator.
Sorry about typo, keyboard bit blurrrry.
Well. I was going to say that you are being rather steriotypical and not all students are alcoholics and never get up before 12 pm etc.
Having read the rest of this conversation I now withdraw my comment.
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