|Subject: Elephants and Hens|
Posted Nov 1, 2005 by Footbacon
Footbacon is happy with her mobile.
Oh no! It's gone!
Where is it?
It's not behind the rhino.
Look in the alligators mouth. It's not there either!
Ohhh, the monkeys got it in the tree!
They all drink lemonade...
*Waggles hands in air* Hooray!
But the paparazzi will hound us, like a pack of...hounds!
(Tamsin Greig is on telly *right now* - weird)
They'll badger you like a bunch o' badgers even.
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I was about to start watching it, that's what put Elephants & Hens in my head.
"You'll say 'Where are my designer underpants? Oh no! They're in my Kong Hong house!'"
the n o n t a b l e appreciated it most gratiously and greatly mhrily so t o t o n o n t o m a t o
The mobile was actually on my n o n t a b le. But it took someone ten minutes to look under a packet of biscuits to find it there.
Was it under designer underpants? Which house is this again?
It was in the Moose....Moose-something house...
Moose? Mooses? Meese?
Will children love this?
Yes. But we will never be able to live with the attention it'll bring. I just want to live in my ordinary mansion with my ordinary helicopter!
And why shouldn't you? It's a basic human right!
There's a moose loose in the hoose?
Which way did it go?
Towards the ordinary helicopter? But he hasn't got a license!
Does he have a passport?
He won't need one - not with an ordinary helicopter, he'll just 'whoooosh' straight out of here!
Stop that moose!
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