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Subject: Greetings fellow humans!
Posted Nov 30, 2009 by Monkalo
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Just got here on Ear...I mean your worl...um, I mean this, this place! I'm not an alien! I'm not!

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Subject: Greetings fellow humans!
Posted Nov 30, 2009 by Monkalo
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Oh yeah, and I've just enjoyed some of those delicious emoticons. Wondrous! The small cup is especially delightful!

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Subject: Greetings fellow humans!
Posted Nov 30, 2009 by (Mahatma) 2legs - Resident loon and Cloud Cuckoolander -- Bliss is folding towels.
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Welcome...! we're all.... well mostly* human round here... or so I've been lead to believe ufo aliensmile martiansmile biggrin boing tea stiffdrink ale oj

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Subject: Greetings fellow humans!
Posted Nov 30, 2009 by Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.
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I'm not. winkeye

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Subject: Greetings fellow humans!
Posted Nov 30, 2009 by (Mahatma) 2legs - Resident loon and Cloud Cuckoolander -- Bliss is folding towels.
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Well, there is always one isn't there.... always one exception to the rule tongueout winkeye <boign>

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Subject: Greetings fellow humans!
Posted Nov 30, 2009 by Monkalo
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My rule is no coffee after 5 pm, but I always make an exception to that one.

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Subject: Greetings fellow humans!
Posted Nov 30, 2009 by (Mahatma) 2legs - Resident loon and Cloud Cuckoolander -- Bliss is folding towels.
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bigeyes I do sometimes have it until pretty late in the evening, but try* not to have any once its gone about 9 or 10 PM... but then I normally don't bother going to bed until its turned 2 AM or I just won't sleep doh coffee

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Subject: Greetings fellow humans!
Posted Nov 30, 2009 by Online NowVip
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aliensmile

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Subject: Greetings fellow humans!
Posted Dec 1, 2009 by Amy Pawloski aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE)
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Hm, who's farther from human--an ostrich, or a human-sized paper doll? On the one hand, I'm human-shaped, sorta, but on the other, Clive breathes and stuff...

Welcome, Monkalo--have a mufflewhump!


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Subject: Greetings fellow humans!
Posted Dec 1, 2009 by (Mahatma) 2legs - Resident loon and Cloud Cuckoolander -- Bliss is folding towels.
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ufo weird ufo flyingpig yikes run ufo

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Subject: Greetings fellow humans!
Posted Dec 1, 2009 by zendevil
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We are mostly harmless, but i think to describe us as "Normal" is maybe going a bit too far....evilgrin

2 legs, what is this stuff that you don't do after certain hours?

Welcome to Hootoo!!!tea tea coffee coffee tea>tea

Do come & play on my latest Eye thread if you wish; we are all so boringly normal it's not true, honestly!winkeye

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Subject: Greetings fellow humans!
Posted Dec 1, 2009 by Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.
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I'm not normal; I'm peculiar.

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Subject: Greetings fellow humans!
Posted Dec 1, 2009 by Monkalo
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Peculiar, like, "that feeling you get when you've just bit into what you thought was a crunchy treat but turns out to be a very large bit of dried monkey brain" peculiar? Or the "Hmm, I suddenly feel like Mick Jagger" peculiar?

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Subject: Greetings fellow humans!
Posted Dec 1, 2009 by Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.
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I'm not normal as in a line perpendicular to the surface (I take a lot of naps zzz ) but peculiar as in possessed of unique and individual properties. (I dream of dragon )

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Subject: Greetings fellow humans!
Posted Dec 1, 2009 by Monkalo
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That's a good peculiar. Dragons make damned good daydream fuel.

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Subject: Greetings fellow humans!
Posted Dec 1, 2009 by (Mahatma) 2legs - Resident loon and Cloud Cuckoolander -- Bliss is folding towels.
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Koorrrr I could do with a big of mic jagger about now ... huh erm on toast.... with bacon.... natch run

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Subject: Greetings fellow humans!
Posted Jan 18, 2010 by ftw2g2
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Hellow there, fellow Earth ape descendants... I mean friends...

Anyone get the feeling the Earth is about to be demolished again? It happens quite a lot for us.


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Posted Jan 18, 2010 by Online NowVip
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I thought it had last week, but it turns out it was just a rather large lorry rumbling down the road.

Right now, I half expect to be run over by a Ford Prefect, but the Vogons seem to be keeping their distance. A good thing for them too - I've been practicing my Ultra-Thought-Kung Fu!

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Subject: Greetings fellow humans!
Posted Jan 18, 2010 by ftw2g2
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Ah yes, the similarities of a large lorry and the entire Earth suddenly blowing up are very similar.

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